You guys aren't going to believe I'm sober after you read this

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Duck, Jan 16, 2005.

  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    WOuldn't it be funny as hell if someone made a Jurassic Park spoof where when the spitting dinosaur (with the skin flaps) saw the fat dude he would go "Newman"
     
  2. Phsh Melt

    Phsh Melt Member

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Helloooooo Newman.
     
  3. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

    BAT = 20-25
     
  4. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    huh?
     
  5. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

    Breathalyzer/blood alcohol test - I forget which.

    Either way, you're busted...
     
  6. Phsh Melt

    Phsh Melt Member

    i dont think it sounds all that far fetched....lets make it happen....lets do it as if we hadn't learned any lesson from the movie/book
     
  7. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    hahahahaahahahahaah that made me lmfao
     
  8. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    Great idea, made me smile.
     
  9. Britt

    Britt Member

    haha thats the funniest thing i've heard all day!!! :)
     
  10. that would be funny

    ( I bet there is a producer on here right now stealing your idea, haha )
     
  11. daisymae

    daisymae I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

    It could star Leslie Neilson as the old guy who owns the island. "And don't call me Shirley..."

    I can see it now....:D
     
  12. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    Yeah, maybe Jurassic Park should be remade with some comedy in it
     
  13. Children of Bodom

    Children of Bodom Senior Member

    Then a clumsy dinosaur comes in tripping and stumbling and all tweaky like Kramer.
     
  14. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    hehhhh
     
  15. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

    jurassic park sucked why would you want to remake that

    the only good bits was when people were getting eaten. i get called velocoraptor (sp?) coz i run around and make dinosaur noises. they were my noises first!! they stole it
     
  16. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

    Okay, that got an honest-to-goodness "LOL" outta me. :D



    ...These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!!

    -Jeffrey
     
  17. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

    LOL! The other day at the gas station, I saw a slender middle-aged guy with graying hair finish gassing up his pickup, and he got in, blew into a tube, then started the pickup! I could barely believe it! A DUI convict with a "can't-start-it-'less-yer-sober" device!

    -Jeffrey
     
  18. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

    he should say it like seinfeld does in that resentful manner
     
  19. i had a friend a friend long ago that had one i blew into it once for her because she was trashed. yeah i was real smart...
     

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