you ever?

wake up with an erection, and the when you roll over you think you snapped your dick?

 

HahAHHAHA

I love being a woman.

 

No, but I saw that on Porkys once.

 

it is possible to sprain your penis, and it is a severe hospital and surgery type thing.....

 

no, but i've woken up before and my arm was asleep, and i was like, "shit, whose hand is that!?"

 

Years ago this would happen a lot-then I cut a hole in my mattress and it goes there now.

 

oh god that sounds so painful. Thats one thing I'm glad I don't have to deal with!

 

i WISH WOMEN UNDERSTOOD THE PAIN WE GO THROUGH WITH OUR DICKS.

 

Yeah, but it's easier for us to sneak off and take a piss outside.

 

yea, i've had that happen a few times before...and people wonder why i take my time getting out of bed sometimes...

 

hmmm, no, can't says I have

 

Ahh! That's the freakiest feeling.

 

I have enough sense not to roll over onto my penis.

 

eureka! or something...

 

yeah i never realized so many guys had that problem.

 

hm, but you have a other problem, you like your schlong, in a bong...
oh wait...that's not a problem, it's a fetish right?

 

I wonder how many people have smoked out of my bong, oblivious to the fact that i had my cock where theyre puttingtheir mouth?

 

ah so you like it cuz it's like all those people are semi-pseudo-sucking your cock or something? ewwwww

 

nah, mainly its cuz I know something they dont know.

 

EWWWWWWWWWWWW heheheheh