Yeah.... you heard me right. You. Second row. Third from the left. Go fuck yourself. Really. It'll feel great. Relieves a lot of pressure. How often do you fuck yourself?
*checks ticket number*........Third Row, Second From Left.... Wheeeeew, Thank God For That... Cheers Glen.
Well I'm single again now. Way more than the rest of you. I masturbate like I think I'm going to win something. And I do!
Do it for me? That does sound like a plan though, I'm not going to wait for my number to be called though. Go fuck yourself.