You are stuck on an Island with the hottest companion...

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by bigmannn, Jan 23, 2009.

  1. bigmannn

    bigmannn Member

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    You are stuck on an Island for 3 years with the hottest male/female you have ever seen. Its just you and her. Before you got stuck your doctor told you were the healthiest person they have ever seen with a very long life span...This person has no personality and is rather boring but her looks are so phenomenal. She said for the next 3 years you can be her sexual deviant, but the thing is she has AIDs. Do you do the dirty?
     
  2. March of the Meanies

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    I'd take 3 years of abstinence to not get AIDS. Done it before.

    If we're stuck on an island she probably wouldn't last too long if its full blown AIDS anyway...hmm. Can you catch AIDS from a dead chick?

    Why, planning a plane trip or something?
     
  3. ChrisGriffin

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    I may be a horny fellow, but I'm not horny enough to bone a chick with AIDS. On a stranded island, my hand is all I need.
     
  4. Wiseman

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    Well. If I had a laptop and internet connection, definitely not. If I did not have a laptop and an internet connection, definitely not. I'd build a castle. Out of coconuts and palm leaves. And a moat around the castle. And it would be my kingdom. And I would rule the land. And there would be much rejoice.
     
  5. BornFree

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    fuck no, i have a hand and an imagination alls good.
     
  6. The Frontier Bursts

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    yeah what guy wants aids? eew.
     
  7. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    Ooooo. Ooooo. I DO!!! I DO!!!

    Depends what the weather of the island is like :D

    (Not really)
     
  8. No1uno

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    I would do her, why not? the only reason none of you would do him/her is because you are afraid of death. Death should not be feared for it is natural. 3 years on an island with one person is a long time, and for him/her it could be the rest of their life. By not doing him/her you would be acting very selfish.
     
  9. Wiseman

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    :D

    That's definitely an interesting take on it, No1uno ;)
     
  10. Severely stoned

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    I'd make a fuckin leaf condom.
     
  11. AnyThingButMe

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    WHY GOD? WHY!?
    i would just screw around with her (no sex) and hope to god that a Trojan ship wrecks on the island soon.
     
  12. Angel_Headed_Hipster

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    can you get Aids from both going down on eachother on a constant basis?
     
  13. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    Ha. I thought that said Trojan war ship. Then I saw that it didn't. Then I got the joke. Then I laughed. And I'm still laughing.
     
  14. AnyThingButMe

    AnyThingButMe Member

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    im glad i could brighten up your day
     
  15. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    Yup, me too. Thanks for that :D
     
  16. grimjivey

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    It depends, Are we talking about Ginger or Maryanne?
     
  17. Nina123

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    i think its about 2 gallons of saliva you would need to take in to get Aids.

    the other "juices", im not sure lol.
     
  18. polecat

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    She still has a mouth... so no worries.
     
  19. Angel_Headed_Hipster

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    I think NINA just blew that one for us (no pun intended) lol.
     
  20. jamaican_youth

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    What's the chance of getting aids?
     

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