You all hate me because I only shave 6 times a week instead of 7

This is just like high school

People used to call me shaggy. It was alright for the greek guys because they had a beard by 11am but not me why did everyone give them shit and not me just because on tuesdays I didn't wanna shave?

AND

I have seen other guys in this forum with massive goatees and you dont say shiot but then you see me and you say a lot of shit

YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES

its cuz I have green hair

YOU JEALOUS FUCKS!!!!1!

 

ur jealous of my luscious green hair you bigots

 

o yea ok

 

This is kinda weird.

 

100% guilty as charged.

Get over it.

 

you are such a cock munching dick face. why are you always mean to me?

 

In all honesty you strike me as someone that only thinks when it is convenient to them

 

動画冒険で 無音、窓辺にて ??! !!!!1

 

i dont know what those symbols mean you idiot

 

Chill sally.

 

Beware of imitators... there's only one original.

 

残酷な天使のテーゼ

 

You're right stinky, I am a pale, shoddy comparison. This thread's view count should be around 1600 by now.

 

A moose once bit my sister.

 

14 replies, 15 views. FAIL.

 

In all seriousness I lacked inspiration and drive when I created this.

 

Say it with me:

I haven't the creativity and backing that Ivy has. My threads are shit.

 

Its not about backing, its about hatred, and jealousy. I just can't muster that in people. Disrespect and annoyance, but not pure despicable hate.

 

1. My failing eyesight thanks you for your consideration.

 

seriously. her threads go on forever and forever, because people are genuinely angry and don't tire of putting her down.
I'm still convinced Ivy does not exist, and this is in fact an elaborate ruse that has most of the nincompoops fooled.