yollo. I like to fuck with peoples heads. As a warlock I tend to do so for sheer fun.:X Hey, life isn't all fun and games is it? Didn't think so. So anyways, What I usually do is put little voices in their heads till it drives them insane, then I make them pay me to get rid of them. I love my life. Peace and love. When things go wrong, fuck up someones head. I got 2 personalities. The good and the bad. bwa ha ha!!!
hahahahaaaa! how i love you people. if you choose to be a paladin, then you must face many a hard decisions and challenges. but i trust you shall do fine. so i dub thee paladin of Zandir(my kingdom, as I am king). You will lead your soldier to the war of the west. many luck and blessings. domini kham kanara soldirho shomdi.
Oooh! Oooh! I wanna be a barbarian, so I can break things with my face and drink lots of mead! Now all we need is a thief to deal with traps and stuff and we can go raid the Southron Temple of the Illustrious Phallus to battle yon dragon and take his treasure.
I'm warning you. do not fool or insult us warlocks. this is no laughing matter or d&d game. tihs is real life. i practice pure blood magic and am not afraid to put a hex on you. i am a superior and am able to kill you. but i cannot as you done no harm. besides, i'm all about peace and love. but really, do not jest me on my religion.:$
oh, and professor, that goes the same for you. if you meant what you said then i will do so. but if you think i was kidding, i will take away your position and curse you.:X
they say they're not, but they should. i could torment them, but by my mercy i do not. good riddence.:$ deoli shara formini landara.
Ahahahahahaha! Ooooh, a superior. You must have read at least two Crowley books to get that title. You are certainly welcome to try your mumbo-jumbo on me, you have my official permission. But if you wanted to be taken seriously you should have posted this in the Philosophy & Religion forum, this is the Mind Fuck forum. So, prepared to be boarded :X no hexes are required for this world-class mind fuck. No circle of protection ritual can help you here. And yes, silly kids who think they know magik, then go boasting on forums about what badasses they are and they can kill anyone they want with some hex they read in a book they bought at Barnes & Noble are indeed a laughing matter. See me laughing? Ha! Haha! Ha! Also, paladins and warlocks have always been mortal enemies, and a true warlock certainly cannot make someone into a paladin, let alone keep the paladin from burning him at the stake for witchcraft. Do you know what a paladin is? And you're all about peace and love? Bahahahahaha! Do you even know what a warlock is? Holy fuck this is some funny shit. It is particularly funny to me because you remind me of myself at a particularly silly point earlier in my own life. I was so ignorant that I thought I knew everything. By the way, I seriously hope you did read this crap in a goofy book, because if you learned it from a person they are obviously a predator and are, or will soon be, preying upon you, most likely in a sexual or cultish fasion. Or a sex-cultish fasion. That is no laughing matter and is not part of the mind fuck. But this is: You don't know the first godsdamned thing about magik. I hate to be such an asshole (oh wait, no I don't) but you shouldn't try so hard to be a badass, it makes you look a fool.
heh, heh, heh. you know nothing. warlocks and paladins are not mortal enemies. paladins are military leader, warlocks look up to military leaders in battle, so shut the fuck up and burn in hell. oh yeah, FUCK YOU!!!!!and dickhead, not all warlocks are bad, so suck on that bitch!
(hysteric laughter)- but i do wear a robe. not exactly like monks, nor a house robe like after a shower. but yes a robe. it is pure white. peace.
(roaring laughter)-no silly, not like the popes. it's not one of the types christians wear. a warlocks robe. dear god, you're killing me. peace. i could use a monks robe though.
if you had a monks robe would you shave a bald spot in the back of your head?? (i know some people who think thats sexy!!)
