Yo Mama jokes here!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

(Russel Peters)


. gimme some mo .

 

yo mommas so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the whales sang "we're a family"

yo mommas so fat when she got on the scale it read "to be continued..."

yo mommas so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.

yo mommas so blad when she wears a turtle neck she looks like a broken condom

harsh i know,...

 

The To be continued one is always a classic!

 

yo' mama so fat, she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck


yo' mama so old, her social security number is one

 

Yo mama is so fat that when I fuck her I burn my ass on the light bulb!

Yo mama is so old she still owes Jesus a dollar!

 

Yo mama so fat when it rains she uses the Interstate for a water slide.


Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama so nasty she has more clap than a whole auditorium.

Yo mama so fat when she visits New York City her *ss is in Brooklyn while her gut is in Manhattan.

 

Yo mama is so tall that when she did a cartwheel, she kicked Jesus in the chin
Yo mama is like a bb gun, one cock and it blows
Yo mama is like a tv, even a 3 year old can turn her on
Yo mama is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn
Yo mama is like a gum ball machine, 25 cents a blow
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

 

i couldn't stand it any longer and came up with this lol

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

now we can have our fill! yay!

 

Russel Peters rocks!!!! not a yo mamma joke, but worthy anyway:
"That was my father's threat every time before he beat me: 'somebody gonna geta hurt real bad.' I hated that threat. He'd never tell you it was you.. he'd give you that hope, then take it away. "Hey Russel, somebody gonna geta hurt real bad. Somebody. I'm not gonna say who. Oh, I think you might know him very well"... I hope its my brother.. lol

 

You're mama is so fat, when I tell her to haul ass, she has to make three trips.

 

Yo mamas so fat, she buys her dildos from NASA

 

Your mamas so dark, when she touches herself it's like black on black crime.

 

yo mama's so fat that her feet dont get wet in the shower

yo mama's so old (wrinkles) shes gotta screw her hat on

 

your mama is so ugly her dildo goes limp

 

Yo momma so ugly she gotta sneak up on a glass of water to drink it

 

Your momma so dumb she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.

 

Your mama so fat she plays on both sides!

 

Your mama so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth

 

Yo momma's so dumb, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

 

Your mama so low she play handball with the curb.