I'm bitching about work and trying to decide whether or not I'm gonna go today. Gah, I'm annoyed with my manager, tired of working (I haven't had a day with nothing to do in a long damn time... any days I get off I have to do housework because my mom has completely abandoned all household duties) and I could use the day to start on some research for my paper due in a week :S BLAAARG
sexual harassment and your duties as an hrm when it comes to sexual harassment I'm just... ah, it feels so petty and bitchy but I kind of want to get back at my manager. She pulled me aside the other day and told me I booked a lot of time of december, that she didnt' have to give it to me, yadda yadda yadda. But two other coworkers booked as much or more time than I did off, and in big awkward chunks too instead of kind of spread out. The one week where i'm available any day any time, she didn't give me one fucking shift. It's like she's trying to punish me for having finals and wanting to visit family after xmas. So now i want to punish her... ah, so logical and smart, gah
draw something on her car with brake fluid that goed completly against what she primarily is (if she's a bible thumper go with a pentagram or something, satanast, a cross, capitilist, hammer and sicle, etc) sure it's immature, petty and childish, but sometimes that's the best way.....
I would kidnap your manager's kids - unless they're teens ('cause she won't want 'em back) - there's nothing like a good ol' clean kidnappin' that makes people think. That's the spirit! ...and if you can dug up some cadavre, you can send your manager some fingers and make him/her believe that it's from it's child. Gosh, this is so darn doodly doo fun. He'll/she'll laugh her guts out when the truth comes out!
doesn't have to know it's you doing it silent cold reveng works dreadfully well, just seeing their impotent anger towards an unseen force that has anonomously sniped at them from the ether is far more rewarding then anything you could get from them knowing