Yesterday I decided to go to Wal-Mart to get some food, one of those being sandwich meat from the deli. I didn't want to travel 20 mins away for Whole Foods. There's a couple of old ladies behind the counter. Old and fat. They take forever. Anyway, when it's my turn to order, I ask for the Virginia Ham and she asks how much I want. I say "Half a gram". Then they both start grinning and looking at each other and then I'm like, oh I mean pound. It was pretty darn hilarious, and a tad bit embarrassing. They were smirking the whole time. She said with a smile "you have to stop doing that." And I said "yeah, it's a little ridiculous".
hah. though "it's a little ridiculous" seems like an odd response to me (I would've went with "yeah... I probably should...), it's funny how quickly the two old and fat ladies got the weed reference.
Yeah, well it's a little ridiculous these ladies probably think that this kid buys marijuana so often he can't even say his order right at the grocery store.
Weed? I'd-a thunk coke, at .5g....gotta watch out for snortin' up lines of chopped ham...it's the gateway drug for yeehaw dust.
