I was really hungry, and I couldn't find anything to eat. Then I found a package of Disney Princess fruitsnacks! Hot damn, they're good. Ok, please proceed with your regular useless activities.
ah, the secret ingredient to any good food is hunger a few of the kids at the pre-school I teach at swear by those things, never given them a try myself.
Well, actually, there was a very, very bad dump not far from my house, and I guess shit from it has moved into the water tables...