Yeah so..... wow.

I found a girl that I don't have to run away from at 7:00 am when the sun comes up and the alcohol wears off. She's seriously awesome. She offered to help me with money in jail(even though I may not be going now), she drove me around all day the other day, and she even insisted I let her cook for me the last time she stayed the night here. I'm.........seriously confused on how I managed to deserve this, but I wont complain.

This is a picture of us at the bowling alley the other night when we were hanging out with a bunch of my friends.




She's seriously waaaaay too good for me, so everybody help me with ideas of a good way to keep her locked in the basement without anybody finding out :X

 

She does have a nice rack

 

Awww congrats man.

 

Oh she is adorable! Congratulations Chaos! Sounds like you've got a good one there!

 

u fuck her yet?

 

Ganja! You and your dirty mind!

Besides, she's a keeper, he's going to make lurve to her.

 

but what if she's one of those kinds that like just good old fashioned fucking

 

Well then, hmmm, I don't know, I guess you've got a point there.

 

The best way to find out is to wait until you're just about to get busy and then say, "wait, before we do this, do you prefer love-making or a good old fashioned..."

 

the keepers usually vacillate between their desire for making love and a good grope-fest in a broom closet.

 

Those both sound like fun!

 

i KNOW. that's the beauty of it.

 

Definitely!

 

my poor husband keeps coming home hoping he can get laid. it's kinda sad. i'm still not fully functioning and hummers take too long for the brief spans of time we have while the babies are distracted...

 

you're just bitter because you live in LA

 

Plus, if you do it right, you can turn any love making session into a a dirty romp.

 

it DOES require a certain amount of skill to coax a romantic person towards it, but if you can do it, you'll have a great time...

 

Poor guy. But, he'll appreciate it even more when he gets to have it again, that's for sure!

 

Now that's always fun! The best of both worlds, all rolled into one!

 

i like to start out slow, and then once you really get into it, you know, with the eyes glazed over and the babbling, that's when I break out the midgets and the whips.