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yankee doodle (revised version)

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by blackcat666, Sep 11, 2010.

  1. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    yankee doodle went to town, to get some english pussy.

    stuck his huge yankee noodle into her tight brit hole and got a case of vd.

    yankee doodle can no longer get it up, yankee doodle's noodle is now all red and putrid.

    yankee doodle went to town, and got a clapping dose of vd.

    i was 13 years old when i wrote that.
    i was in 8th. grade american history class and, we were just starting, to study the american revolutionary war/ the war for independence.
    my diddle made the rounds of the schoolyard. it became hot shit with the other kids.
    i was found out by the adults and, sent to the principal's/head school master's office, where i was promptly ripped a new asshole.
    when i got home, my parents promptly ripped me a new asshole also.

    i came accross my old diddle from 40 years back, while cleaning up my parents house.
    40 years, ago the american adults ripped me a new a new one for that child of mine.

    i would like, to know what you brits think of that dirty diddle of mine from 40 years ago.
     
    blackcat666, Sep 11, 2010
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  3. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    I thought it was something the Brits had written about the "overpaid, oversexed, and over here" Yanks in WWII.
     
    WanderingturnupII, Sep 11, 2010
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