you're only absurd when you get in the curd, but you're rude when you get in the whey (what little miss muffin said to the spider)
Sounds kinky. But, everything sounds kinky to me nowadays. It's weird, I know. I'll get aroused if you just say hi to me. But, if you show me your cockadoodledoo then I'm uninterested. I'm out of control, man! Out of control!