XXX How do I get my _ out?

Discussion in 'Real Kinky' started by Wicked Eyes, May 13, 2004.

  1. Wicked Eyes

    Wicked Eyes Banned

    So my cock is deep in her pussy, and I'm stuck.

    Help!
     
  2. socialmachine

    socialmachine Member

    heh heh heh well, i'd say just pull it out, no? is it in there this very moment as we speak
     
  3. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

    youll just have to chop that sucker off.
     
  4. Woog

    Woog Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    My Uncle sprayed to dogs with the hose when
    they were fucking and they were stuck for a
    long time. That canine puss lock is a mother.

    In your case what is amazing is that you could
    reach the keyboard from your locked position.
    Or did you just drag her by the loins across the room?
     
  5. sicko

    sicko Member

    you still stuck buddy?
     
  6. Wicked Eyes

    Wicked Eyes Banned

    Yeah! I think she must do excercises and refuses to let go... those pussy muscles are just chomped down on my shaft.

    I really love it but I'm getting hungry!
     
  7. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    Shoot your wad and initiate recoil sequence!
     
  8. thats the funniest goddamn thing i have ever heard in my life
     
  9. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    oh man, thats the funniest thing i have heard all night.^^^
     
  10. DiscoDawn

    DiscoDawn Members

    so, how are you communicating with us? Why dont you like, think about something else? Like your grandma? Or an ugly man's hairy butt?
     
  11. shutterfly

    shutterfly Member

    Why dont you like, think about something else? Like your grandma? Or an ugly man's hairy butt? [/QUOTE]
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    HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA... That should do it.
     
  12. Wicked Eyes

    Wicked Eyes Banned

    Hrm... trying... thinking of an old grandmothers vagina... wait, there we go its starting to shrin-

    Oh damn she just rubbed her boobies over my face... damn it I'm stuck again!
     
  13. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    Damn! Can you like... not lose it? Give her a dirty sanchez... It might shock her into letting go?
     
  14. Wicked Eyes

    Wicked Eyes Banned

    The problem is to give her a dirty sanchez I have to fuck her in the ass and then wipe my cock over her lips.

    That's a problem since my dick is already stuck in her pussy!
     
  15. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    Nah... Just use your finger.
     
  16. Venus2578

    Venus2578 Member

    dirty sanchez? guys are gross sometimes lol havin you cock stuck inside pussy don't sound all that bad to me, but then i'm horny and drunk right now! ya manage to disentagle yourself ya can come try me ;P
     
  17. Wicked Eyes

    Wicked Eyes Banned

    I'd love to have my cock stuck in your pussy... I would consider it a challenge worth taking :p
     
  18. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    Wow! After the offer it just seemed to pop out! Oh... You really want a chick to let off... moan another girls name
     
  19. Omniwulf

    Omniwulf Member

    ohh man.. I would love to be stuck in a pussy right now :)
     
  20. Mintaoism

    Mintaoism Member

    Great lad! I was once trapped doing a dirty sanchez. she got scared and tensed up. Fucking painfull! I was still almost trapped when I was tiny jim.I just thought of nuns praying...
     

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