Xanax, soma, tramadol, and a 12-pack of 211

My mom gave me a whole bunch of pills and I have plenty of beer to last throughout the night/morning. I am feeling nice. Superb relaxation and comfort

What is everyone else doing tonight?

 

Drinking bourbon and smoking bowls and catching up with a dear friend of mine. I haven't forgotten about your PM i'll respond either tonight or tomorrow.

 

Sounds like fun.

I feel like a piece of shit even asking, but I'm desperate for a release from this shitty life of mine. I know you're a good guy and a wonderful friend, and I hate to put you in that kind of position, but you know how it is

 

Chuck, I just sent you another PM that I thought I had aready sent, but I had gotten sidetracked, which is the one I thought you were referring to. Disregard my last post. Sorry.

 

haha I was really confused. but i knew where the convo was going. Give me a few minutes to shoot you one....but in honor of you I actually toked on 4/20 this year. a first in my near decade of smoking.

 

I appreciate the sentiment. A sign of a decent human being and a great person to have as a friend, even if we never meet in person. Thanks.

 

I wish my mom gave me her pills.

 

Yeah my mom knows I am an unstable person and that I need stress relief. She also knows my weedman is out of town, so she hooked me up with a little something to tide me over.

 

My mom gives me Benzos before I have speeches, in school.

I love my mom!

 

My stepmom and dad give me drugs.
My mom, on the other hand, doesn't.
She is so uncool.

 

Shit I wish my mom gave me pills. If she found out that I even tried ANYTHING she would kill me.

But by now you all know the extent of my dads rockiness. (if that is a word)

 

I would have said "awesomeness". That pretty much implies that something "rocks".