Wtf???

I went out to get the mail and there was a magazine in black plastic in my mailbox. It didn't have an address on it, so I took it out and opened it. There was a Penthouse inside. I had never looked through a Penthouse (no interest in it, I guess), so I opened it up and flipped through.

This is where the weird part comes in. Avril Lavigne had an article in there. They were promoting her tour or something. I was like, what the hell...I'm pretty sure pre-pubescent boys don't often read Penthouse (OK, I'm sure SOME do get their hands on it) and I'm also almost positive that a male wouldn't open it up, read it and say "Man, I'm gonna go check out that concert". She wasn't naked or anything, it was just an article. It was...weird.

And I never knew there were actual articles in there...there were probably only 20 or so naked pictures in there...all seemingly tastefully done. I always figured Penthouse was a bit dirty. Interesting...

Weird though...Avril Lavigne, in Penthouse, Fully Dressed.

Thoughts?

 

I have a feeling that porno mags have fallen on rough times ever since porn exploded across the internet.

Perhaps Penthouse is trying to follow Playboy's lead and incorporate articles to try to be different that gangbangsluts.com

 

gangbangsluts.com

Never visited that site. Sounds like a goodin!

 

well I made it up, but surely it exists!

 

It does. Just looked.

 

Tasteful pron is more beautiful than smut, imo.

 

3 words

christy hemme playboy

 

I don't know...I guess I must be desensitized to porn because I looked at some of the stuff and I was like...hmmm, I'm not even turned on in the slightest...that's weird.

 

I like the cartoons in Playboy!

 

http://www.cumonherface.com/tour3/home.htm?

 

WAs that supposed to turn me on? Or was it supposed to gross me out? Or is it supposed to prove that I really am desensitized...

I think it's the latter.

 

None of the above. I just posted it for my own sick pleasure

 

Don't knock Data...if he were pure human I bet he'd have a large cock, ok?

 

all those magazines need less words and more pictures

 

who would actually want to see avril lavigne naked?????

seriously.

 

You laugh only because you're afraid.

 

actually i know a 24 year old male who is obsessed with her... i dont get it. he thinks she's the shit but she just looks like any other tard off the street to me. only she's a bit more whiney and irritating

 

I'm going to have to agree with you on that, sooty...*laughs*

 

He does have a large cock. they discussed his anatomical corectness in one of the episodes. I think he even got laid

 

To bad it was not a Playgirl Magazine .