WTF? Rumors...

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Icktongo1, Jul 7, 2007.

  1. Icktongo1

    Icktongo1 Senior Member

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    Alright.
    So i'm gone for 4 days, with my family, in a cabin, on a lake... It's all fun and great, I have an awsome time. Well... When I get home I get on the computer, and get on AIM. 5 minutes later I get a message from one of my best friends saying "Bro, what the fuck happened? Where have you been? Everyone thinks you were arrested!?" And I was like "WTF?" Apparently his sister was driving by as I "Got pulled over by a cop on my bike and got arrested cuz I had weed on me..." WTF. I even told him I was gonna go to the lake place with my family.. So EVERYONE I know thinks I was arrested, and it got to my parents somehow or another and I don't even know why or how. Now my parents are like "WTF, he has been with us this whole time"
    and now they REALLY think I smoke the sacred herb. FUCK. I don't want them to know. Not at this point in my life at least. They wouldn't understand and wouldn't give me a chance to explain anything if they found out I did. They never let me finish what I have to say, they just yell at me to shut up constitally until I tell them to fuck off and leave. I'm pretty sure this is what's gonna happened if I try to tell them. Then they'll end up callin the cops on me.
    THIS IS NOT GOOD! WTF is up with rumors... Shit like this never happened to me before. Never once have I had rumors spread about me, but now this. Fuck.
     
  2. undercooked

    undercooked Member

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    It sounds like your parents suck. You should definitely murder them and possibly rape your sister. After that, just go along with the rumor so that people think you are a tough criminal. I started all kinds of rumors when I was in high school, especially about myself. This one time, before I planned on skipping school for a few days, I got onto my (trustworthy) friend's screen name and told all of my other friends that I became paralyzed in a car accident, and they mostly believed it.
     
  3. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    hahaha sucks man.
     
  4. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    LOL
     
  5. forwardventure

    forwardventure Member

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    That sucks. Act really upset about it to your parents and say stuff like "I can't believe this. I don't want people thinking I'm one of those stoner kids." I used to say stupid stuff like this growing up and my parents actually believed I was anti-pot until my mom came across a pipe in my room. haha
     
  6. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    :lol:Rofl:lol:
     
  7. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    hahahahahahahahahhahah omg haha
     
  8. SunshineChild

    SunshineChild Mad Scientist

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    My friend's grandma is like that too, even when she found a bag of weed. She found a bag of weed in my friends room and confronted it about him, he told her it was a plant he was growing. She believed it and gave it back to him.
     
  9. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    Rumors can suck. I once lost a job because someone told the bar owner that I was dealing thousands of dollars of coke out of the basement bar every week. I wasn't, but it probably didn't help my argument that I was coked out for the last 4 months of my employment
     
  10. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    Most, good, bartenders are usually coked up from the nose up, so I don't see why your manager was being a cock-sucker.
     
  11. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    i guess he didn't want the reputation of this high class celebrity catering wine bar to that of a coke dealership
     
  12. PlaceboAddikt

    PlaceboAddikt Paranoia!

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    celebrities love cocaine.
     
  13. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    You said you know the chick who started the rumer. So go rape her...lol...or just yell at her like crazy.
     
  14. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    undercooked pretty much one this thread. every post should be deleted but his and the thread locked.
     
  15. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    ^agreed
     
  16. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    hahaha yeah undercooked post was hilarious


    but yeah rumors do suck ass.. my town is full of rumors and shit like that
     

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