Wtf!! Not Getting High!!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by ljl21, Aug 9, 2007.

  1. ljl21

    ljl21 Member

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    Can anyone please help me out, I've never actually been high. I've smoked weed about 4 times. I heard the first time you do it, you don't really get high, so I wasn't too worried when I wasn't. But today, I smoked for my fourth time, and I've never been actually high, just a bit tipsy while my friend was blazed as hell. I feel ripped off. My technique of inhailing is to breathe it in hold it in my lungs for a bit, swallow, quck breathe out, inhail again, and exhale fully. My friend told me to do this, and I've yet to become high. Also, when we smoke, about half-way through people tell me that they can feel it, when the only time I feel anything is about 5 minutes after we leave the circle, and I don't feel much. I might just even be taking on the mood of the kids that are blazed. I'm not sure. If anyone has any reasons or suggestions, please let me know. Thanks..
     
  2. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    ok?
     
  3. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    the only thing i can think of is:

    1. you're a heavyweight and need to smoke more
    2. you're not inhaling correctly
    3. you need to try smoking a few more times.


    try looking up recipies and eat the weed. that will make you high lol
     
  4. Strummit

    Strummit Member

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    Snyfin I think he means ripped off...

    Anyway, try taking more hits, or hitting out of something more powerful, like a 50ft bong.
     
  5. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    lol @ people who can't get high
     
  6. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    I'm loling atm.
     
  7. JohnnyATL

    JohnnyATL Banned

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    your prob not inhaling right

    edit: or god hates you
     
  8. TheKeg

    TheKeg Recovered Flower

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    The problem is that you swallow. IF you swallow the smoke can't get into your lungs and you just burp it up later...

    Just inhale, hold it in as long as you can, and breath out slowly...
     
  9. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    lol @ holding as long as you can...

    i can hold my breath for over a minute and if i ever saw anyone hold the smoke for over a minute i would lmao.
     
  10. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    I think it's better when the swallow, but I do agree, hold it in as LONG AS POSSIBLE.
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    swallowing smoke makes me ill
     
  12. JohnnyATL

    JohnnyATL Banned

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    i think its better when you swallow to
     
  13. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    lol i get stomach cramps when i swallow my hit...hold it in until you feel that you need to cough which will be like 5-10 seconds
     
  14. bolt

    bolt Member

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    incorrect breathing. inhale smoke. then take a little sip of fresh air. hold for awhile. exhale . be happy. repeat. yay.
     
  15. Jimi_Lives

    Jimi_Lives Member

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    one of my friends smoked 6 times before he got high. the two main reasons for why you might not be getting high is either your inhaling are you're not smoking enough in one sitting. your inhaling seems good except for the swollowing. just take a breath of clean air after your hit and hold it in as long as you can. i usually go for 20 second, thirty if i can. just don't force yourself. also, have a shitload of ganja at the ready. just give it time.

    believe me it's worth the wait.
     
  16. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Get better weed, smoke and smoke and smoke. If needed, smoke and smoke and smoke more until you are high. When I started I was to told to visualize filling half of your lung with smoke and then taking a nice, deep breath of air to hold the smoke in and fill your lung to the brim. Good luck!
     
  17. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    smoke a nice bong with some dank and youll get high.
     
  18. GrungeMetal

    GrungeMetal Member

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    dont swallow (ha)

    If your smokin a joint, put ur lips tight around the joint so no air gets in jus smoke, suck some smoke in, move joint, take a deep breathe of air, dont hold for more then 15 seconds, you could black out if u hold in all your hits for along time, not fun ive done it

    If ur hitting up a pipe or bong with a shotgun, jus hit it till ur almost out of breath, hit shotgun and take a deep breathe and hold for 10-15 seconds if you want

    and it took me about 3 times to get high, and the first time i got high was off 1 hit when first 3 times i smoked like 1-1.5 g's outa a bong
     
  19. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

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    you inhale, don't swallow.
    der.
    i'm sure it's been said but i can't be assed to read other posts
     
  20. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Maybe the "have a friend blow the smoke up your asshole" method would work best. Haha that post was priceless.
     

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