Wrongly Accused?

What are some things you've been wrongly accused of?


I guess I had sex with someone in my car (must of not been too good, since I don't have the slightest memory of the event).

 

Not listening in class.
I MADE FUCKING NOTES!!


Stupid teacher just ignores me when I talk sense.

 

you know.....i'm not really sure

most of the things i've been accused of i really did!

 

Nothing too big, but one time a while ago when my mom started suspecting I smoked pot she found a pack of Stride gum on my desk and asked, "What are these? What do you roll with these?" and I said, "...mom thats a pack of gum". We had a good laugh

 

stealing stuff from people

 

Some guy spread that I had sex with him, but those rumours were quickly dismissed when people realised I was far too good for him

A few parents of friends have accused me of being a bad influence and such things because I have friends who aren't exactly angellic. But what they don't realise is that I'm the one who tells their kids not to get into shit... that always pissed me off.

In fact basically every bad thing I've been accused of has been lies. I'm never stupid enough to get caught when doing actual bad things. Grrr.

 

I do not take being "wrongly accused" lightly..you better have some proof

 

I usually did it.

And I have had sex with someone and couldn't remember

 

They found an old condom rapper that prolly been in that car since before I had it... because HE found it I"M at fault, God forbid it was the other way around.

What really pisses me off, he keeps making jokes like "don't forget to throw away the wrapper this time..." That's what makes it worse. If I was getting some frequently I wouldn't be so sexual frustrated. Heh.

 

My wife recently accused me of leaving my dirty socks in the living room, when in fact, we don't have a living room, we have a "family room"

 

hmm... trying to stab a girl with a pen, throwing away my 8th grade basketball uniform, doing coke in my dorm room, creating a game involving not answering the phones at work, resisting arrest, running a stop sign... that's all i can think of offhand...

 

it's going to trial next week.. so ask me later.

 

I found out about two years after high school that everyone thought i was some huge slut... like i had been gangbanged or some stupid crap..... which is odd considering I was a virgin till a year AFTER high school

 

Good point!

 

teachers are humans just like you

Edit: if you were a teahcer?

 

haha... True.


But I'm talking seriously, we needed help on a question which he had not explained. He just accused us of not listening, compared us to the girls in the back who actually hadnt been listening and then walked off without even explaining the question.

We had to leave that Q.

Besides, most teachers at our school (esp. the art teachers and our head of year) bitch like hell. I also know our year 8 form tutor, had an affair with aforementioned crappy teacher. LOLness supreme.

 

Being a snobby bitch.

Most people think upon first meeting me that I'm stuck up and bitchy, but then they soon find out that I'm nothing like that, I'm just a bit reserved with people at first. Once I feel comfortable, I let my guard down and the real me shines through, who is anything but snobby. Bitchy, okay, sometimes, especially during that time of the month. Haha.

 

there is some freak on myspace that won't get off my ovaries. he/she claims i'm racist and hate jewish people .. :smilielol5: anyone that knows me knows this is impossible..

 

I've heard a lot of people say the same thing when they first met me. haha I'm very guarded and hard to really get to know (in person) too...

 

I've been accused of a lot of things, stealing, selling drugs, sleeping with certain people, fighting/beating people up, stabbing someone, pulling a knife of someone, ratting people out, being on drugs(when I wasn't, does that count), lying, cheating... probably more than that, people have problems with me.