I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women > > differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars > > thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and > > women with their heart. > > > > FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting > > into bed. > > > > Well, the passion starts to heat up, we were all over each other and > > just when I was ready to pound nails through two inch plywood she > > looks up at me and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold > > > me." > > > > I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" > > > > So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to > > hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman > > enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded > > to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and > > > not what I do for you in the bedroom?" > > > > Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to > > sleep. > > > > The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time > > with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, > > > big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried > > > on several different very expensive outfits. > > She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them > > > all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said > > lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department > > where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she > > > was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a > > shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for > > > a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I > > think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She > > was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. > > Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is > > all dear, let's go to the cashier." > > > > I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't > > feel like it." > > > > Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled > > WHAT?" > > > > I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. > > You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for > > me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had > > this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just > > love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" > > > > Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either
