Writing cliches

You're mistaken again. That's my Justin Timberlake collage.

He's such a chameleon.

 

goodness...*fans self*

 

I would also like to toetap. :toetap05:

 

do you wear tube socks and slide across the hardwood floor while you're singing?

 

No but I dance on the hardwood floor with my hard wood.

 

Goddammit, I'm also a teenager !

People should acknowledge that.

 

I hope you don't trip & fall.

 

I've only fallen on my back so far.

After which I immediately start masturbating.

And KC starts masturbating to me masturbating and we both act like we don't know the other exists.

 

Yes but being born a female adds 54 points to your angst level in the form of bitchiness and PMS.

Not you in particular but the whole female sex.

 

the fact that you want one means you just won't get one. YOU'RE SO ANGSTY!!!

 

i pretend you're justin timberlake.

 

I wish I looked like him.

 

i do, too.

 

Me or you?

 

me, obviously.

 

Ah.

 

For some reason, I light a cigarette...I don't smoke!

-excerpt from my book I just wrote...just now.

 

looking like JT would get me so many ladies and gay men. dude. can you imagine?

 

Probably, yeah.

 

I write sonnets and throw lots of um's and yeahs and babys.

Baby, I love ya as I love dark things. Secretly between my shadow and my soul. Uh!