Wow

ive only got 6 beers left out of a 30 pack

 

Go for broke man. I got trashed bar hopping last night with my friend who just turned 21. We were able to get 3 hot chicks to french each other, I got pictures I'll show you sometime.

 

i did that sunday and get this...
one of them was my sister...awesome right?

 

Well if you're askin me, I don't give a shit. She's not my sister. I wouldn't want to see my sister in that predicament on the basis I know she's got herpes of the mouth.

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!,
ive got one of the most fucked up senses of humor...

 

yeah, she got em from me... ass

 

well,
she did say it was worth it...i mean shit, at least her mouth isnt pregant

 

how many beers left now man?

I bet you're pissing like a racehorse... I don't know how much racehorses piss persay, but I'd assume it's a lot because I've been hearing that saying for years.

 

and if it burns... I warned you about my sister.

 

same here,
infact; i just pissed on my shoe when i was pissin...go figure...the old shoes go out in the rain tonight...

 

I havent drank a beer for a while now...

 

ew beer