Wow PROBLEM

Ok this is extremely embarressing..

But uh some years back i used to just let my load loose in the corner of my room behind my door...Never really wiped it up...Now it's there, and it's orange, and it doesn't scrub off for anything...It's stained the rug and its disgusting..

My parents have realized what it is, and trust me i no they no..

How do I get it off....Someone please help, its on my wall and my carpet, is there any special way of getting it off?! Pleasen help

 

never tried washin cum up lol but i u cud try vanish, or carpet cleaner or even white wine (i heard it get rid of red wine so it mite work)

 

...I would try the appropriately named, "GOO Gone," or, from a janitor supply store you can buy industrial cleaners to freeze and remove bubble gum from carpet, maybe that would work...

 

Why don't you just paint your room orange???

 

i agree. stop making things so hard. work WITH the problem, not against it. life is all about harmony.


it's obviously a message from god anyways. saying you will never have kids. so don't worry about condoms anymore. it's what god wants.

 

heres an idea how about blowing your load in the towlet or the tub... wtf.. why would you want that shit on your floor.... that would gross me the fuck out.. anyway try this stuff its called AWSOME... its used for all sorts of shit

 

i vote that you just go to wal-mart, explain to someone whats happened, and ask them kindly if they have any sort of "sperm removal" chemical.

 

Do you know any carpet munchers?

 

Oh, and a WoW problem would be passing out at a party

and waking up with W's tattoed on your ass.

 

First off, try some of that Oxy-Clean or another oxy solution. best if mixed with hot water. if you don't have that, then try dishwasher detergent mixed with hot water. use that and try scrubbing it out.

Second, invest in a jizz rag. it'll help you save on the wear and tear of your carpet.

 

All I can think about is..... what about the smell? Sperm smells really kinda strong.. so.. yuck yuck yuck... hehehehe.. funny story though

 

Pull up the carpet and replace with "easy-wipe" laminate flooring....

 

Semen is a mucous, therefore it should be crunchy... I would say, break it up with a hammer, vaccuuming up as much as you can get out.

Once you are down to the carpet fibers, use a stiff brush to brush it and break it up more. Continuing to vaccuum up the dust and pieces.

Then, get a washrag or cloth wet (not dripping, but wet) with HOT water and set it over the area for a few minutes. Scrub with the cloth and then soak again, repeat as often as necessary. This should soften the residue. Once its soft, you should be able to use carpet cleaner on it, to get it out.

If there is discoloring of the carpet, there really isn't anything you can do about that. But I don't imagine that there will be. Also, it might remove the paint from your wall. So you might need to retouch that.

But, you should be able to get it out... It's just semen. Not much different than any other mucousy substance such as snot, vomit, or diarrhea... And better to clean up than vomit and diarrhea, if you ask me.

Good luck.

 

im not trying to be an ass but your situation is hilarious.

 

Yes it is pretty funny, and no it doesn't stink..it isnt noticeable...from my bed u can see orange stains but uw ould think its something i spilt..if u get close u would see its all over the place, and its REALLYLLYLYL stiff and stuck to the wall...lol

and thanks for the help...ill try all of them, when my parents arent home that is....even though i no my dad knows what it is, itd be better to be alone and clean it...

any more ideas would help thanks

 

My rabbit is housetrained so walks freely.. but every now and then he pees in a corner instead of in his cage. The carpet there is discoloured from the stuff in the urine, but what usually works is putting salt over it which sucks up the liquid. Since your 'stuff' is already dry, maybe you can pour hot water over it (not too much, just enough to soak in), brush it really good with an old toothbrush or something and then put salt over it to soak up the liquid.

Or you can use Quick & Bright.. you know.. the 'amazing' stuff from the tell sell commercials.. they say it cleans everything.. so if it doesn't work you can sue them for emotional distress or something and buy your parents a whole new semenless house

 

Wow, I can't believe you were just letting it loose in a corner! That's um, well, kind of disgusting! Sorry, no offense.

Definitely start doing it in a towel or something else from now on. You'd think that a person like myself with 3 little ones would have a magic solution that would clean up a mess, considering I deal with multiple messes on a daily basis, but unfortunately, I can't think of something that would clean what you're talking about up. The messes I deal with are usually able to be cleaned up with dish soap or carpet cleaner.

Now, the wall, I would try using some Pine-Sol or something like that, and scrubbing it down. Then I'd go out and pick some new color of paint and paint your room for a new look and to mask any leftover mess that might have stained into the wall.

As far as the carpeting, try getting your hands on a rug scrubber and pre-treat the stain beforehand. Just wet it with some warm water first, then spray on the pre-treater. Make sure the pre-treater is safe for your particular carpeting before you end up staining the carpeting even more though.

Anyway, those things can work wonders on stains. I know that some grocery stores actually rent them out for not too much money I believe. I'm lucky because when I get a big mess here, I just go to my in-law's house and borrow my mother-in-law's rug scrubber, plus she gives me all of the cleaning stuff so I don't have to pay a cent. *lol*

Good luck hon!

 

I'd go with something that claims to get rid of old blood stains...they're both biological matter, right?

 

ROTFLMAO! I haven't had to clean up semen stains, but I've definitely cleaned up vomit and diarrhea, and from that experience, I definitely think I'd rather be cleaning up semen!

Peace.

 

HAHAHAHA...THATS AWESOME!

fuck trying to clean it up...just put a sign back there that says

CAUTION:SPOOGE CORNER