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  1. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    So today I got to work and a girl was suppost to open. She didnt show so I started my car to go home and get the key for the store. I get into the left turn lane and the axel on the front right tire snapped by the U joint. So my tire was completely sideways. I waited about 1 hr for my dad to get there. RIght when he got there, BOOM a car hits me. So then I sit there for another 1.5 hrs for the police to show up and everything. THe girl who hit me was parked on the side next to my car and she got out of her passenger side and her car was running but she locked her keys in the car so 2 lanes were filled for over an hour because nobody could move either car. Wow that was some gay shit. Lost my hours at work for the day, got another big bill.... if karma is true then I must have done something bad lately lol
     
  2. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Or lifetimes ago ;)
    Well maybe it will (somehow!) turn out to be a blessing in disguise. At least she hit your car, and not you, right?
    namaste -
     
  3. Jadesmom810

    Jadesmom810 Lizard Queen

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    Hey that happened to me once. It's called a tie rod or something I think.. I was driving this shitty car up the mountain to my parent's house one afternoon without a cell phone, and I hit a HUGE pot hole, and the tie rod broke and I swerved all the way over to the other side of the road and managed to get it far enough over to this ditch! I had it towed, and fixed thanks to walking up the street to find someone home with a telephone! That day sucked.
     
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    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    The last car I owned, when I took it in for repair, the same tire when the car was lifted literally hung down off the car! I fixed it probably minutes before what happened to you two was going to happen to me.
     
  5. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    I broke a tie rod last x-mas at the intersection of a crazy mall parking lot it was a zoo till the tow truck came. Mad people were sitting there beeping at my car while Im standing outside of it telling them to go around, while freezing my ass off.

    Its such a shitty thing to happen cuz its one little tiny peice but without it your car is virtually immovable. Luckily its a pretty cheap fix it was only like 80-100 bucks to get it repaired.
     
  6. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    get her number and try to score some sympathy sex for your karma worries :lol:


    nah but sucks man, sorry to hear.
     
  7. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    man.. i'm glad someone had a worse day than me.. haha jk
    but man that sucks, i would be pissed off.. that's why i hate driving
     
  8. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Damn dude that sucks.

    Maybe, just maybe, it was for the breakup with the girlfriend?

    Btw, I don't believe in karma.
     
  9. dxmer555

    dxmer555 Member

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    It always seems that bad things happen when the person doesn't have their cell phone on them.
     
  10. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I'm gonna take a wild guess here...

    ...It's the crack.
     
  11. Class

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    Perhaps some maniac who pulls the eyes of people who's name is Jake could have walked by that store while he was out. That car crash saved your life man.
     
  12. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    lol I havent touched crack in over a year buddy. Nice try on being a dick.
    What breakup?
    All in all it cost 420 plus the repairs to my siding where I got hit.
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Didn't say it had to be instant karma.

    Anyhow, I'm just messing with ya. :)

    You go out there and smoke all the crack in the world!
     
  14. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    ^ dude thats fucked, he said he quit. i mean everyone makes mistakes
     
  15. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    O sorry man, I swear to god I read a post by CasieN saying she was crying for 2 hours because she broke up with her boyfriend. lol

    My bad man.
     
  16. Fallout55

    Fallout55 Banned

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    Man if you can be punished for somethign you did life times ago, then were all screwed. How can we ever learn from our mistakes if we can't remember our past lives?
     
  17. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    ^^^rofl. That is the thing with reincarnation. What is the point in living again if you don't remember shit?
     
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    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Well, I mean I dont want to get into a discussion about reincarnation and karma and derail the thread with my views, but according to the laws of karma (which many people seem to apparently believe in, yet dont really understand WHY karma exists), everything happens in order that eventually, a love for God awakens in you so powerful that it overwhelms you and you eventually become a master of self discipline at controlling your desires and attachment to physical senses and material things. It's the idea that the more your soul continues to be attached to gross material bodies through reincarnation, the more it gets tired of being here and naturally, the soul turns back to God.
    This is the opinion of the original saints and the ancient texts from which the word and meaning of karma come from. For some reason, the word karma seems to be thrown around very loosely these days and it's applied only to repremandation and retribution, with a lack of understanding the main purpose of the karmic blueprint that is said to be closer to you than your own DNA. Some people feel that karma is just a mystical force that somehow rewards you or screws you, something that impersonally judges your actions and controls your future situations and occurences. In a way, it is like that, but that is only the bit that applies to human nature, and not to the nature of the soul.
     
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    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    nate, I realize you dont believe in it, but I'll explain where Im coming from anyway just to clear it up! It's not 'you' who remembers anything, it's your soul. This is why people meditate and strive for ego death, because when 'you' are removed from consciousness, the soul reveals itself as what you essentially are, and when this happens, its something that you realize you have always known. It just takes work to remember!
     
  20. Fallout55

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    I think a better question is, whats the point?

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