Would you......

fuck this bitch?





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it would truly depend on how much i would be getting paid.

 

hell yea...on the condition that she takes her teeth out

 

this is all for free. sure, you can be drunk, but there isn't any benefit here, except that you get to fuck someone.

 

hmmmm, even if i was drunk, no.... i have better options, human and non human then that.

 

whoa. whoa. whoa. by that i did NOT mean other animals.. i meant things that arent alive. i MEAN it! shut up!

 

right, we all know you love the penguin dick

 

blow

she means one of these

 

hmm, interesting. i bet its really strong.

 

I got one of these last week.......loads of fun. I reccomend it

 

does it squeal? that would be awesome. oooiiiiiiiiiiiiiink! i want one. is it good for rough abuse?

 

yup, it does squeal..... it takes two AA batteries. It even has a vibrating ass, but its not as great as I though. But still really nice.

 

hahaha.... actually, yer a bit off on the penguins. i prefer giraffes much better...

 

I can't find a giraffe sex doll.....guess I'll have to try the real thing

 

i do highly recommend it. in fact, i will give you my stamp of approval... it doubles as a stamp of guarantee.

 

damn... well, it doesnt wanna cooperate with me today.

 

hell no.

but i would bat that bitch over the head with a dead fish

 

would you do it in a french maid outfit?

 

penguins must be my fantasy then...hmm, sorry. enjoy the giraffes though.

 

hey, penguins are hot.....anyway you look at it