Let me think about this one. We'll start with the cons. Cons: -It's illegal to sell human body parts on eBay (or anywhere for that matter), so the sale would not be valid. -It would hurt considerably. -I would be permanently emasculated. Pros: -It would attract sizeable media attention, and would probably get a mention on shows such as "The Tonight Show" and "Late Night with Conan O'Brian". -After said media attention, and removal from the site, I may still get a private offer for the penis. This could be a moderately large sum of money from some whacko who would find being the owner of a penis other than his/her own as novel and exciting. -I would have a great story to tell at dinner parties. All and all, weighing the options carefully, I'd have to say my answer is... No. Resounding hell no.
I do not intent to sell any body part. I found the payments from the tooth fairy most disappointing. I doubt the penis fairy is much better.
I'm curious as to what kinds of things go about in your mind to be asking such a screwed up question I hope you're joking, but of course I wouldn't do that. I love my penis..
Oh my god. I haven't laughed that hard in like a month. No And umm... that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I like my penis.
