man, think of how many oxy's I could buy with that money..........................then think of no guitar playing while high.................I say no. Not for all the money in the world.
Yup. I don't need two hands. With one hand I can still drive an automatic, jerk off, type with a one handed keyboard, feed myself, work, cook, clean, fuck, use the toilet on my own, shower on my own, scratch things that itch, etc. The only thing I would miss is playing video games and with the way technology is advancing it wont be too long before I wont need two hands for that either.
i want to know, do i have to cut off my arm? ...is that supposed to be automatically assumed? i mean someone could buy my arm without cutting it off....
No chance. 1 mil isn't even a whole lot of money. Besides, I don't think life would too fulfilling after it, anyway.
Maybe $1,000,000,000, but not $1,000,000. Shit, maybe even $10,000,000. That's a lot of fuckin money. I would have no use for a left arm with that kind of money. My only problem would be that I wouldn't be able to roll anymore joints or blunts. Strictly bowls, which would be alright, because I could afford the best weed and would need no more than a bowl to get where I wanna be.
You're right. I think I am gonna start looking for people who need a left arm........see what I can get for it. Maybe I will just forego the cash and trade it for weed. That's what I would spend it on anyway.