Would you rather...

Would you rather Swim 300 meters through shit or dead bodies?

Answer and post your own.

 

Dead bodies

Would you rather have chicken or fish?

 

Chicken with fish as a close second.

Would you rather orgasm or eat chocolate?

 

i think i'll eat the chocklet furst, so it don't get all spoogie.

would you rather play with a cat or with a computer?

 

Computer, cats are not my thing.

Would you rather give up sugar or salt?

 

i've sort of had to give up both in all but the most subtle quantities. n
believe it or not, i can live without most of what i think of as sweetened foods, better and easier then those i classify as belonging to the salt category.

would you rather have lots of money and no dreams, or lots of dreams and no money?

 

Lots of dreams, because I can dream of having money.

Would you rather be a sparrow or a snail?

 

A 'Sparrow' (Yes I would) - the 'Red' ones can be so Sexy - when they look like Jennifer Lawrence

Would you rather Ride a Motorcycle - or Drive a Car?

 

Drive a car... my organs are now too old to be donated!

Sale a boat, or, fly a plane?

 

I'm not a water lover - and so much prefer to be "High in the sky"

Would you rather: Listen to Music - or Watch a Sports event?

 

Wow that is a tough one because as a musician myself I love music, but I’m also a big baseball/hockey fan.. hmm.. tough one..

Took a few minutes to think I simply cannot decide.. baseball season is just starting and I have spring fever a bit so I’m saying watch a game but day to day that could change..

Would you rather hang around a campfire with friends or go out to a popular bar with a big group?

 

camp fire, with or without anybody. small safe fire, well away from any potential uncontrolled fuel sources of course.
sorry but have to pay me to go to an effing 'sports bar'

ride a train, train a horse, or just walk (if there weren't enough humans left on the planet to extract oil or coal or manufacture airplanes or automobiles)?

 

I'm good at walking,rubbish at driving trains-and horses require too much attendance....so,decision made.

New Rock band starts...do you want to be the bass player who can't sing,or the singer that can't play?

 

Bass player.

Restaurant cooker broken, do you have a toasted sandwich or a micro meal?

 

Toasted sandwich...wiv toasted bacon and a morrowboob topping - YUM!
Train is cancelled -do you say Sod it and go home,or catch a bus to work???

 

Go home.. but then trains are always being cancelled so I wouldn't have a job... ok, go get the bus and be late!

Flowers that last a week, or a plant that lasts possibly for months? For your favourite person?

 

morrow-choose your plant.....I'll have it delivered by unicorns!

Do you prefer Windows,Mac,or Android,as an operating system?

 

Windows.. always used one since I can remember so it’s strictly for ease.. I don’t use computers much anyway..

Would you rather be rich or famous?

 

I'd settle for rich.....fame seems to always bring problems. 'Rich',can be handled,but fame is it's own boss.

Would you rather be come vegan,or become 100% committed nudist?

 

given an equally safe and legal opportunity to do either, both would be equally acceptable and equally inconsequential.
as a human on earth where i live and its culture, vegan would be the more comfortable option.

would you rather spend a given amount of time, say 15 minuets to an hour, fixing something on a car, just to get it to run, or reading a book/watching youtube on your cell, waiting for a bus/tram/train?