Would You Rather

This is now the "Would You Rather" game right?

 

break someone else's heart. i don't think i've been on that end of it yet.

ideally, i'd break her heart while wearing a snowsuit with no sex organs. no wait, let me dump her while wearing a bikini after gaining 200 pounds.

 

sure then you lose them and then....you are normal weight with no sex organ

 

i don't think you can technically have a wet dream without sex organs. a sex dream, sure, but it wouldn't actually be wet.

 

that works. i lost my sex organs, but at least i have a 200 pound dick in a jar.

 

ok recap for those in the back just a bit of tit for tat

i would rather wear a snowsuit losing my sex organ (if it is now and not as a teen) and break someone elses heart

 

Even assuming you could drink enough water to prevent heatstroke while in the snowsuit, you're going to have to urinate in the snowsuit probably several times before the day is over. So now you're looking at diaper rash, too.

 

No doubt about it, I'd rather have my heart broken before breaking the heart of someone I love.

 

YEP!

 

Alpine skiing is often warm enough for bikinis.
http://youtu.be/oNjx3QEXEDg

 

I would rather freeze to death than die of heat. And besides I would look good in a Stars and bars rebel yell bikini

 

I have a lot of body hair so bikini it is.