Would you rather...

...be faced with the impossible task of eating your own head, or having to un-murder someone to stop yourself from going to hell when you die and suffering for all eternity?

 

un-murder, obviously.

 

How do you un-murder somebody?

 

Who did you murder?

 

I'd go with the un-murder too. I'd figure it out somehow..

 

Vampires!

 

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See kids, this thread is why drugs are bad

 

This is the best thread ever.

 

It is! Only I can't rep Ganja again because of his stupid 420 thread rep thingy.

 

i would rather

 

i bet my head is tasty

 

can i have both?

 

there are five steps to successful un-murdering of someone;

1. pop two blotters of cid followed by drinking a vial of luke warm dragons blood.

2. throw up all over the floor due to the taste of fucking dragons blood.

3. "step" through the time warp portal created by your dragons blood/vomit mixture, to arrive back in time before the murder was committed.

4. stop the murder from occurring in the first place.

5. scratch your head wondering why you stink of vomit and dragons blood, and realise that you now are stuck in a time warp vomit portal forever.

however to eat your own fucking head?? wouldn't have clue about that one

 

Yes.

 

it comes up often in the love and sex forums. the consensus seems to be yoga.

 

Travel forward in time through the same dragon blood vomit portal, kill yourself and then eat your own future head.

Then, when you are done and you are now stuck in a time warp vomit portal you can throw up in a toilet that looks like this-