Would you rather

answer the query and then post another for the next person........these are all ''if you had to choose''situations so you must pick one


........would you rather drink cow drool soup or a cow liver milkshake?

 

I don't mind liver so I'd rather drink the cow liver shake.



Would you rather walk naked through downtown (five blocks) at mid day or spent one night and day in the drunk tank (jail)?

 

Spend one night in the drunk tank

Would you rather puke at dinner with the president or puke on the first dinner date with your dream girl/guy?

 

I would rather puke at dinner with the president.

Would you rather be lost in the desert with no water, or lost at sea with no water?

 

Lost in the desert with no water.


Would you rather lose all your toes or lose all your fingers?

 

Lose all my toes. Can't tug it with my feet.


Would you rather sleep in pig shit over night, or eat a wet slippery eel raw?

 

I guess I'd sleep in pig shit because I couldn't eat a slippery raw eel...

Would you rather sleep overnight in a haunted house or in a cave full of bats...

 

haunted house, I'd be right at home


Would you rather go over a 60 foot waterfall or swim in shark infested waters for 10 minutes?

 

60 foot waterfall, although I guess it depends on the type of sharks.

Would you rather go skinny dipping in below 0 water or be in a 200 degree sauna for an hour

 

wait. is it both for an hour, or no time min. for the water? if it's the latter i'd choose the water, if not i choose the sauna.

would you rather be naked in front of strangers or familiars?

 

familiars so that it will ''get out'' that i am


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would you rather smash a mouse with a hammer or have your big toe smashed with a hammer

 

I'm going to say the mouse. I once smashed a bat with a shovel and it wasn't that bad. Bat in french means, "flying mouse" in english.


Would you rather get attacked by a pit bull or get hit by a car?

 

probably the pitbull ...suing the owner would probably net more cash than a car accident


would you rather have a car run over your foot?..or your hand

 

Foot... I can hop around, but a jacked up hand is worthless.

Would you rather freeze to death or drown?

 

Freeze to death because I could always thaw out in a hundred years. haha

 

Oh sorry, would you rather shave an angry bull or wrestle with a rabid porcupine?

 

Have to go with the porcupine due to the size.

Would you rather be squeezed by a 20 foot non venomous, non hungry/non harmful snake for a 1/2 hour ? or have 20 non harmful/non venomous tarantulas crawl all over you for a half hour?

 

the snake for sure......i hate spiders...

would you rather have a tapeworm for a week or severe lice for a month

 

lice

would you rather be homeless living on the streets or have lots of money living in a big mansion

 

Living in the streets just because the other answer is far too obvious and sensical.

Would you rather be a queen ant or a queen bee?