Would you rather...

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by BudToker, Apr 25, 2007.

  1. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

    I have this book of scenarios (some of you might have one too) and I thought it would be cool to post a new one up each day (which I'll try to remember to do) and for people to answer them. If anyone wants to post their own "Would you rathers" then feel free!

    Would you rather have living eyebrows that crawl about your face
    OR
    leave a trail of paprika wherever you go?
     
  2. xxwhoadang

    xxwhoadang Member

    i would rather have living eyebrows... how sweet would that be
     
  3. CK420

    CK420 Member

    i would rather have living eyebrows
    imagine the facial expressions you could make with them!
     
  4. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

    What if they were evil and had a mind of their own?! lol


    I'd rather have the trail of paprika...you know how much money you could make if you bottled that shit up?! lol
     
  5. short-man420

    short-man420 Member

    but what if the bottle you were collecting the paprika in filled up while you were outside without another bottle, then you'd leave a huge trail of paprika

    and it would get annoying holding a jar near your ass, you'd need some sort of belt with a paprika catching jar on it
     
  6. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

    would you rather smuggle drugs or rob stores
     
  7. CK420

    CK420 Member

    awww changing them already?!
    i like the convo about moving eybrows or paprika
     
  8. CrazedPotHead

    CrazedPotHead Member

    Paprika!!!!!
     
  9. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

    For one you would probablly never get lost because you always have a trail of paprika to follow. Also, who says the paprika is comin out your ass? lol I could always make a harness if it did though.

    I would rather smuggle drugs cause I DO IT ANYWAY! lol
     
  10. -beatnick

    -beatnick Senior Member

    smuggling drugs is for pansies. it takes balls to rob stores.
     
  11. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

    dunno it would take some balls to swallow coke or heroin
     
  12. CK420

    CK420 Member

    you guys are totally not giving living eybrow enough credit
    think of it
    they could traffic drugs for you
    they could rob banks for you
    and they could steal all the paparika you could ever need theyve got it all
     
  13. Blithe

    Blithe Member

    I'd want to leave a trail of paprika. I'd sell that shit.
     
  14. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

    how much does paprika sell for?
     
  15. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

    It wouldn't matter! If you had a constant trail of it then it would be a never ending paprika business.

    LOL

    A woman after my own heart! lol
     
  16. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

    how would living eyebrows rob banks for you?
     
  17. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

    I guess they could sneak in and open the doors from inside and disable the camera systems by short circuiting the electrical system...but the question says they can only move on your face, so maybe not.
     
  18. CK420

    CK420 Member

    awwww i didnt look into that enough
    that would still be way more badass tho
    with tha paparika you would have to
    bottle it up and like get government permits and a building
    and employs
    but with moving eybrows you could just be like
    "hey ill make my eyebrows move to my chin for $5"
     
  19. Please tell me the name of this book its sounds amazing
     
  20. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

    lol, true.


    I have to add one more right now because it cracks me up!

    Would you rather experience orgasm upon hearing the word "pancake"
    OR
    reflexively belt out the chorus of "Come on, Eileen" upon reaching climax?
    Things to consider: family brunches, breakfast at IHOP

    LOL I would much rather orgasm to "pancake". Think about how bad it would be with a new partner and your having sex for the first time and you just yell out the chorus ot "Come on, Eileen". lol
     

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