Would you rather...

I have this book of scenarios (some of you might have one too) and I thought it would be cool to post a new one up each day (which I'll try to remember to do) and for people to answer them. If anyone wants to post their own "Would you rathers" then feel free!

Would you rather have living eyebrows that crawl about your face
OR
leave a trail of paprika wherever you go?

 

i would rather have living eyebrows... how sweet would that be

 

i would rather have living eyebrows
imagine the facial expressions you could make with them!

 

What if they were evil and had a mind of their own?! lol


I'd rather have the trail of paprika...you know how much money you could make if you bottled that shit up?! lol

 

but what if the bottle you were collecting the paprika in filled up while you were outside without another bottle, then you'd leave a huge trail of paprika

and it would get annoying holding a jar near your ass, you'd need some sort of belt with a paprika catching jar on it

 

would you rather smuggle drugs or rob stores

 

awww changing them already?!
i like the convo about moving eybrows or paprika

 

Paprika!!!!!

 

For one you would probablly never get lost because you always have a trail of paprika to follow. Also, who says the paprika is comin out your ass? lol I could always make a harness if it did though.

I would rather smuggle drugs cause I DO IT ANYWAY! lol

 

smuggling drugs is for pansies. it takes balls to rob stores.

 

dunno it would take some balls to swallow coke or heroin

 

you guys are totally not giving living eybrow enough credit
think of it
they could traffic drugs for you
they could rob banks for you
and they could steal all the paparika you could ever need theyve got it all

 

I'd want to leave a trail of paprika. I'd sell that shit.

 

how much does paprika sell for?

 

It wouldn't matter! If you had a constant trail of it then it would be a never ending paprika business.

LOL

A woman after my own heart! lol

 

how would living eyebrows rob banks for you?

 

I guess they could sneak in and open the doors from inside and disable the camera systems by short circuiting the electrical system...but the question says they can only move on your face, so maybe not.

 

awwww i didnt look into that enough
that would still be way more badass tho
with tha paparika you would have to
bottle it up and like get government permits and a building
and employs
but with moving eybrows you could just be like
"hey ill make my eyebrows move to my chin for $5"

 

Please tell me the name of this book its sounds amazing

 

lol, true.


I have to add one more right now because it cracks me up!

Would you rather experience orgasm upon hearing the word "pancake"
OR
reflexively belt out the chorus of "Come on, Eileen" upon reaching climax?
Things to consider: family brunches, breakfast at IHOP

LOL I would much rather orgasm to "pancake". Think about how bad it would be with a new partner and your having sex for the first time and you just yell out the chorus ot "Come on, Eileen". lol