Hehe... I made this thread when was drunk last night. When I saw this thread now, I was somewhat surprised because I did not even remember that I created such a thread.
Hah... you included that second option just for me, didn't you? Of course. I'll marry any poor fucker stupid enough to agree to it.
Wow... you all want to castrate Ash... Leave the poor fucker's testicles alone! BTW, he's dead. I killed him.