Would you live in a town called...

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  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    I was surfin the net for strange and unusual names in the USA and this is the list I obtained for the worst possible places to live just because...Would you live in a town called...

    Euren, WI
    Butt's Corner, NY
    Hookersville, WV
    Humptulips, WA...huh???
    Crappo, MD
    Scaggsville, MD
    Hell, MI....We've all been there!
    Assville, TN
    French Lick, IN
    Bowlegs, OK
    Oddville, KY
    It, Mississippi
    Panic, PA
    Eek, Alaska
    Horneytown,WC...I think we've all been there too..
    Spread Eagle, WI
    Looneyville, TX...
    Booger Holler, AK....Now I'd love to visit this place!
    Toad Suck, AK
     
  2. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    Would anybody here like to live in Fucking, Austria?
    Intercourse, PA?
     
  3. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    theres a street around here called easy street.

    id like to live there
     
  4. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    " Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland
    An island in the sea
    I love you oh so very much
    I'd join the ministry

    To show the people round the rock
    When tourist season's here
    Although in my opinion
    It's a gem throughout the year

    Well if you're one for swimmin'
    Don't think it's out of reach
    You can go and take a dip along Grosse Water Beach
    I know the name's misleadin'
    That's quite a problem here
    Instead let's go to Goobie's and have ourselves a beer

    Chorus:
    From Woody's Point to Come-by-Chance to good old Fairyland
    Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand
    Don't let their names deceive you
    Newfoundland's mighty fine
    So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time

    Well you can go to Blow-Me-Down
    Before it gets too dark
    Oh sorry ma'am, I should've said
    That's our provincial park

    There's also Whippet Harbor
    Or maybe Butterpot
    Or maybe I'll just hit the pub,
    I'm feeling like a shot.

    Well you can sail at Quidi Vidi
    And look at Joe Batt's Arm
    There's Placentia and there's Cow Head (moo)
    They're so full of charm!

    Get married down in Kilbride
    Have a party in Hate Bay
    Or have some screech in Fogo and forget about the day

    Chorus

    Drinking Verse:
    -raa ra ra . .etc.

    Chorus"

    -Arrogant Worms - A Night in Dildo
     
  5. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    I have an easy street in my town, too.
     
  6. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    l lived in Bent street a few years ago..
     
  7. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    yeah.. There's a street called "Sodom Street" in Clinton, NY
     
  8. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    There's some funny town names Down under too!
    One is called Dunnydoo (I think thats how they spell it)
     
  9. *WILDHONEY*

    *WILDHONEY* Member

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    Once I was looking in the atlas for the same reason... ;)
    Here's what I've found (I'll translate it because its a german atlas)

    Darmstadt [Bowelcity]
    Au [Ouch]
    Dümmer [More Stubid]
    Bra
    Küssnacht [Kissing Night]
    Maria Schmollen [Maria sulking]
    Petting
    Tuntenhausen [fairy/gueen 's home]

    and last but not least my favourite

    Gailbergsattel [lecherous mountain] :D
     
  10. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    In PA there are a few good ones.

    Blue Ball, PA
    Intercourse, PA
    Virginville, PA
     
  11. monkeybutt

    monkeybutt Member

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    OMG HOW FUNNY. I dunno any funny town names.. well, there is a town called "Boring" in Oregon.
     
  12. Myranya

    Myranya Slytherin Girl

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    I think it'd be fun to live there.. see people's faces when you tell them or give them your addy. But then, I like it when I freak people out ;)
     
  13. grow your own music

    grow your own music el kabong

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    how about onancock, va?
     
  14. walkoflife

    walkoflife Some Assembly Required

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    Santa Claus, IN....another odd one!
     
  15. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    BATH, NY
    Busti, NY
    Flushing, NY
    Horseheads, NY
     
  16. ihavethreeguns

    ihavethreeguns Member

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    i want drugs
     
  17. *WILDHONEY*

    *WILDHONEY* Member

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    Found another devil's marsh
     
  18. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Someone actually wrote a book on this. I seeing a review in the paper awhile back.
     
  19. ihavethreeguns

    ihavethreeguns Member

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    fuku Arizona. true story
     
  20. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    In Michigan we have towns called

    Climax
    Christmas
    Paradise (it's in the UP and is under FEET of snow seven months out of the year)


    In a town north of where i live there is a street called "GAY STREET"
     

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