Lol, I ate a spoonful of that shit once, assuming it was about like guacamole, and it damn near burnt my mouth up.
I drank coffee once when I thought it was tea. I spat it out in revulsion, even though I like coffee as well. Weird.
When I was little, I ate a spoonful at a Japanese restaurant thinking it was green tea ice cream. Scarred me for life.
he would use it to blind the ninjas that would spring out of nowhere to attack him just as he was raising the first spoonful almost to his lips. (oh and of course without getting any on his crisp perfectly starched suit)