Would/Have you ever hired an escort?

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by fountains of nay, May 23, 2007.

  1. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

    I was watching some random programme the other day about a woman who hired an escort so that she could lose her virginity.

    Have or would any of you hire an escort if times got lonely and you needed a decent, yet expensive banging?
     
  2. jonny2mad

    jonny2mad Senior Member

    nope as my late father warned me against them .

    Basically my old dad was a young innocent welsh chapel boy who ran away to sea (this was during the war) and the other sailors tried to get him to visit a house of ill fame , anyway he resisted but eventually went and went again and again , but he saw things a man should not see or a women for that matter .

    And he said it ruined him for married life and his view of women, and generally although it seemed fun at the time maybe , and made him to a extent wiser it depressed him and he wished he hadnt gone .

    Anyway a famous german general said only a fool learns by his own mistakes when he can learn from the mistakes of others ,so learn from my old dad a poor sailor who saw ropey stuff and later wished he hadnt
     
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    i knew some girls who were escorts...i knew some who were in porn, too. that's life in the valley. nice enough sorts, but they all had daddy issues. *shudders*
     
  4. CrucifiedDreams

    CrucifiedDreams Members

  5. Red13Faerie

    Red13Faerie Member

    oh i saw that show as well, that male escort looked well fit in the pictures, if people wanna do that kinda shit behind closed doors then sure go ahead, anyway sounds like easy money especially with 40something virgins
     
  6. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

    There's an ad in our local newsie looking for escorts, models etc. My friend applied, but they didn't want her because she wasn't black or Asian. I was going to apply because I thought I was going to get paid £100 to get wined and dined...I am a bit naive and didn't think you had to supply your client with sex!
     
  7. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    But I thought you were a prostitute Jonny?
     
  8. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    he's just talking about female prostitutes, the sexist pig.
     
  9. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    I think he was a female prostitute....
     
  10. PinkMoon

    PinkMoon Senior Member

    He was a female vietnamese prostitute...to be precise
     
  11. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

    I wanted to be a escort a few years ago, my mum said she would dissown me if I did, I still wanted to do it though!!!
    BUT you have to able to hold intellengant conversation and know alot about stuff. Considering I just googled the word intellengant I dont think im quite there yet, on the upside I did spell it right!!!
     
  12. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

    I think your dictionary is lying to you...:oops:
     
  13. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

    The bastards!!!!!
     
  14. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

    I do like your signature though...damn good last episode of Peep Show :D
     
  15. mellowthyme

    mellowthyme Member

    I'm confused. Did you mean intelligent or am I either being too obvious, or you are being too cryptic, or am I reading a new word.
     
  16. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

    her dictionary lied to her
     
  17. mellowthyme

    mellowthyme Member

    Too much of the apples I think.
     
  18. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

    could be the pears...
     
  19. mellowthyme

    mellowthyme Member

    Didn't know you could make Scrumpy from Pears. This forum is becoming educational as well as entertaining. You learn something new every.....when will tomorrow come.
     
  20. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

    I dunno specifically whether "Scrumpy" make pear cider, but it does exist! Kopparberg does :D
     

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