Would/Have you ever hired an escort?

I was watching some random programme the other day about a woman who hired an escort so that she could lose her virginity.

Have or would any of you hire an escort if times got lonely and you needed a decent, yet expensive banging?

 

nope as my late father warned me against them .

Basically my old dad was a young innocent welsh chapel boy who ran away to sea (this was during the war) and the other sailors tried to get him to visit a house of ill fame , anyway he resisted but eventually went and went again and again , but he saw things a man should not see or a women for that matter .

And he said it ruined him for married life and his view of women, and generally although it seemed fun at the time maybe , and made him to a extent wiser it depressed him and he wished he hadnt gone .

Anyway a famous german general said only a fool learns by his own mistakes when he can learn from the mistakes of others ,so learn from my old dad a poor sailor who saw ropey stuff and later wished he hadnt

 

i knew some girls who were escorts...i knew some who were in porn, too. that's life in the valley. nice enough sorts, but they all had daddy issues. *shudders*

 

No thanks.

 

oh i saw that show as well, that male escort looked well fit in the pictures, if people wanna do that kinda shit behind closed doors then sure go ahead, anyway sounds like easy money especially with 40something virgins

 

There's an ad in our local newsie looking for escorts, models etc. My friend applied, but they didn't want her because she wasn't black or Asian. I was going to apply because I thought I was going to get paid £100 to get wined and dined...I am a bit naive and didn't think you had to supply your client with sex!

 

But I thought you were a prostitute Jonny?

 

he's just talking about female prostitutes, the sexist pig.

 

I think he was a female prostitute....

 

He was a female vietnamese prostitute...to be precise

 

I wanted to be a escort a few years ago, my mum said she would dissown me if I did, I still wanted to do it though!!!
BUT you have to able to hold intellengant conversation and know alot about stuff. Considering I just googled the word intellengant I dont think im quite there yet, on the upside I did spell it right!!!

 

I think your dictionary is lying to you...

 

The bastards!!!!!

 

I do like your signature though...damn good last episode of Peep Show

 

I'm confused. Did you mean intelligent or am I either being too obvious, or you are being too cryptic, or am I reading a new word.

 

her dictionary lied to her

 

Too much of the apples I think.

 

could be the pears...

 

Didn't know you could make Scrumpy from Pears. This forum is becoming educational as well as entertaining. You learn something new every.....when will tomorrow come.

 

I dunno specifically whether "Scrumpy" make pear cider, but it does exist! Kopparberg does