Worst way to wake up?

i hate waking up to the phone ringing. its always the same person, my roomates gf. she lets the phone ring for like 2 min, then hangs up, and then calls again and lets it ring for another 2 min.

i also hate it when friends of mine think its funny to get on my bunk and start dry humping me to wake me up only to ask me some stupid question like if they can use my printer...