Worst birthday weekend evar.

F'realz. I don't understand how so much shit can pile up so fast and make my angsty teenage self so miserable.

I won't get into it; I've already bitched and moaned entirely too much. it's just a real bummer. I took the whole weekend off in expectation of great celebration, and instead I'm met with complete desolation.

I've been told about ten thousand times in the past 72 hours... "This too will pass".

It better hurry the fuck up.

 

boo.

 

My birthday was really shitty, too. Pretty much every birthday since 18 has sucked ass.

 

that sux but there's always next weekend, unless that happens to be miserable for u also, birthdays are over rated anyways!

 

Sorry to hear it. You should drink a fifth and slap an ass for a while.

 

I'm actually growing tired of about everything these days.
I miss being excited about the unforeseen.

 

This is true! While my birthday sucked ass, we went on an all-day shopping and dinner double date the following weekend and it was fantastic. I bought a pretty new pipe.

 

I got pretty drunk yesterday, sexed my brains out. And I was happy at the time. But today I'm real shitty.

I'ma need a constant flow of beer and/or secks to carry myself outta this funk.

 

Buy a tent, walk as far as you can, live in your tent. Problem solved! (If you can walk the grass in front of a brewery)

 

There's over a foot of snow outside.

 

I wish it would snow here, but I'm shit out of luck. I haven't had a good snowball fight in years.

 

shit i don't dout that at all, i used to live in Columbus and go to cleveland alot fucking winter up there sucks, atleast u got some sex though that's always fun

 

ever. the word is ever. ever ever ever. ever. there is no "a" in ever.

also, it is sex, not secks.

 

Not when it's toolmaggot. She doesn't have sex, she has secks. I expect sometimes it even reaches the heights of sects.

 

I mean, it is pretty epic.

 

Sorry to hear you're having a rough time right now toolmaggot. Hopefully you can get out of your funk soon. I hate being in funks. They really suck!

Take care.

 

i think every family should raise their children to understand birthday celebrations are for small children and save everyone a load of stress.

 

HAHAHA, Man, I never realized my situ was so messed up. I try to achieve that, daily.

 

frostbite sex!!!

 

word