worlds longest name

wonder how long it took him to memorize his whole name

 

wonder what he did on exam papers....

 

i cant feel my soul
its excaping

 

his parents were cocks......

 

im officially confused.......

just imagine having a name that long....wow....

 

i wish i could hav met Mr. and Mrs. Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwaren gewissenhaftschaferswesenchafewarenwholgepflegeund sorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangereifenduchihrraubgi riigfeindewelchevorralternzwolftausendjahresvorand ieerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraumschiffgebr auchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefa hrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiester nwelshegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundw ohinderneurassevanverstandigmenshlichkeittkonntevo rtpflanzenundsicherfreunanlebenslamdlichfreudeundr uhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintllige ntgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraumSeniorthe

 

hahaha Thats so funny, what the heck were the parents thinking.. OH yes gunta, we shal name him Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus.... Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwaren gewissenhaftschaferswesenchafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangereifenduchihrraubgiriigfeindewelchevorralternzwolftausendjahresvorandeerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelshegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundw ohinderneurassevanverstandigmenshlichkeittkonntevo rtpflanzenundsicherfreunanlebenslamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintllige ntgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum....

Isnt it beautiful...

 

wow can you imagine getting a library card?

 

or how about a name tag? dont think it would fit...he would have to get his own personalized raincoat

 

imagine his kindergarden teacher okay clas today were gunna spell are names.

 

I would kill my parents if they did that to me, and when I went to jail, I'd keep the name and make sure they used the whole thing on every piece of paper work.....

 

They just called him "Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwaren gewissenhaftschaferswesenchafewarenwholgepflegeund sorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangereifenduchihrraubgi riigfeindewelchevorralternzwolftausendjahresvorand ieerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraumschiffgebr auchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefa hrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiester nwelshegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundw ohinderneurassevanverstandigmenshlichkeittkonntevo-inator" for short

 

Wow I prefer the simpler names

Simple like an olive

 

ahahhaaaa holy shit the worst part is the last name, holy fuck


i'm gonna do that if i ever have a kid i'mma give them like 50 names

 

Oh yeah I read about that in name book.


Apparently he went by the slightly more managable... Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff

The real kicker is that he is Mr Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff senior. He obviously passed it on to his son. Not sure if that was the whole shooting match, or just what he went by.

I think the law states your name has to be less than 100 characters long, so no idea how he slipped the net.

Yeah and there was me thinking two middle names was excessive.
LOL can you tell I obsess way too much over names.

 

Hey olives are simple.. but potently complex at the same time

 

You know your shit about em... it is pretty loserish i might add... lol... names rule though.. I appreciate the richness that they define the human spirit. you have to go into a meditative state to say this one

 

you guys ever see that surf video Broke Down Melody? in the beginning this jamaican kids like my name is "uppey qwandingdown akay ayy adoopeyqwan a diiing dong" and he goes on and and on and its amazing, and that dont do it justice. its a really long name