Words of Wisdom

This is a game in which the poster states the first part of a wise old saying and the next poster finishes it with an alternative response. The responding poster then posts the first part of another wise old saying for the next poster to complete.

I'll start the first two:

If at first you don't succeed ...

 

... lower your expectations!

When life gives you lemons ...

 

..throw them at cars.

If at first you dnot succeed.....

 

Fall on the floor and cry like a baby.

Notice how the flower reaches for the sun........

 

... when she needs a light.


Sticks and stones may break my bones but ...

 

giant babies will never eat my brains.


A stitch in time.......

 

saves my butt from falling out of these tight jeans.

Never ride a motor cycle with your mouth open

 

without putting honey all over it first.

its better to have loved and lost than to never..

 

have tried onions and garlic

Do not pay attention to how your tree grows

 

or else???

dont put all your eggs in a .....

 

toilet, and attempt to flush.

there's plenty of fish

 

for dinner.

A watched pot never....

 

gets smoked


A winner never...

 

pees himself when he meets his blind date

Always remember to eat your

 

socks



Dont put all your eggs in

 

in the back of a hot car for hours

If you wake up at 3:00am, don't go back to sleep.

 

Every cloud has a ...

 

shitload of rain just waiting to come out



If you love somebody....

 

plant potatoes

dont chew off

 

less than a mouthfull



life is like a box of chocolates...you never....