Words Of Wisdom

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Kinky Ramona, Apr 29, 2007.

  1. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    I'm sure this isn't the first thread of this kind, but I feel like sharing some free advice today. Feel free to share your own input.

    First of all, don't sleep against a window that the sun is shining on in the spring/summer. It will burn your ass.
     
  2. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    especially if you're not wearing panties....


    see posthumous? that's how you do it.
     
  3. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    you really WOULD be better off putting shoes on your cat.
     
  4. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Sunflower seeds are the most time-consuming snack ever.
     
  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    pinon nuts are more time consuming and damned near impossible to eat.

    don't buy a fish taco in the desert.
     
  6. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    fish taco...

    No comment.
     
  7. steffan

    steffan puffin

    If it aint broke you can fix that
     
  8. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    duct tape fixes everything.
     
  9. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    It didn't fix my cat. We had to use something much sharper.
     
  10. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    and it makes a very poor condom.
     
  11. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    correction: duct tape doesn't actually fix everything, it's just really really fun to say that and make wallets out of it and giggle at people who really really think duct tape fixes everything, and at people who call it duck tape..
     
  12. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    Duck tape is a brand of duct tape isn't it?
     
  13. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Haha, yeah, Duck Tape is a brand. Their mascot is a gorilla. *nods*
     
  14. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    I think Gorilla Glue should have a duck as a mascot to get back at them.
     
  15. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    don't make fun of gorillas. they fling poo. especially if you're wearing reflective sunglasses. *nods sagely*
     
  16. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    No one was making fun of gorillas. We know of the poo flinging ways of the gorilla.

    I'm more concerned about their abilities to pummel me if I teased them.
     
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    you should learn how to change the channel on your satelite receiver, just in case you should lose your remote and get stuck on a marathon of whose line is it anyway.
     
  18. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    Right now that would be pointless because we are temporarily using the local cable provider.

    But, I will save this post and look at it again in 32 days when we once again have a satellite receiver.

    Thank you.
     
  19. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    you're welcome.

    don't order the chicken.
     
  20. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    you're not truly canadian if you never own something made out of duck tape at some point
    duck tape does fix everything..in canada that is...but up here our technologies are fairly primative and therefore the duck tape solves most problems

    words of wisdom:
    "grab a beer and shut the fuck up"
    "smoke this bowl and shut the fuck up"
    "shut the fuck up"
    "dead hookers are not something to cry over"
     

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