Women willing to be actresses: Step up!

Discussion in 'Help Wanted' started by Sign Related, Jun 4, 2007.

  1. Sign Related

    Sign Related The Don Killuminati

    I'm an executive producor/casting director/director/actor. Now I need 2 women to be actresses in this movie I'm working on and staring in. :) Are any of you ladies up for the challenge?

    Now one of you women are going to play this role where you are a true lady that badly wants this one guy played by me. :H The other one of you women are going to play this role of a slut that likes hooking up with this one guy played by me also.

    Now the scenes get steamy for both so you both have got tohave no problem with doing scenes like that. It's a low buget movie and both of you will be paid about $7,000 each after your work is done. But first there will be auditions. Holla back if you willing to act for me! You both need to send me some pics of yourselves beforehand. But PM me first and I'll see if any f you areup to the challenge.
     
  2. TokeTrip

    TokeTrip Senior Member

    Best ad ever.
     
  3. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

    Woo-Hoo, I think you could use guys instead of girlies!
    :)
     
  4. salmon4me

    salmon4me Senior Member

    Good luck with that.
     
  5. May Aizelle

    May Aizelle Member

    OMG woohoo this is like a dream job sign me up Im the best actress you'll ever meet..

    PSSSH buddy seriously looking for porn buddies on the net is a slight over the tad bit creepy scale....

    but good luck with that
     
  6. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    Translation:
    My mom bought me a video recorder and I hope I can find two really dumb girls to let me film them, anyone that desperate?

    Translation:

    One of you will have look all high society and do me and the other one look like a slut and do me becuase this is my fantasy I have every night.

    Translation:

    You have to screw me and stuff and pretend to like it. I have no money and will claim it did not sell so I cant pay you after we have lots of retake sex over and over but I will sell it on porno sites and enjoy the profits myself. I want slutty pictures and have sex with others too until I find the really really dumb hot girls for the video tapes Im gonna make and sell to porno site for money that you all will not get.
     
  7. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats fucking great
     
  8. JAYZ

    JAYZ Member

    Excellent translation.....!!!
     
  9. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

    Yank, where did you learn Perv?
     
  10. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    In college of coarse. Yes I started out trying to major in politics and its a pre req class for political majors but alas I was just not good enough in BS101 to follow thru so I went into computers instead. Perv 101 and 201 I did great in though.
     
  11. WoodRat

    WoodRat Banned

    How 'bout I crossdress and call myself lucy.
    Come to think of it, I can play the part of two chicks.
    But they'll have to be lesbians.
    So that means a video shoot of me jerking off.
    And since I don't like other guys looking at me while I'm doing that, I'll also have to be the cameraman.
    So that means we can split the cash 75% my share, 25% your share.
    And I might keep the camera.
    I don't really think it would sell well, so I also get your car after we close the deal.

    HAHA,
    I went right past perv and learnt full on scam.
    Bam!
    and that's a wrap....Full Circle!:hurray:
     

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