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Wolves are terrorists!!

Discussion in 'Politics' started by green_thumb, Oct 23, 2004.

  1. green_thumb

    green_thumb kill your T.V.

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    Wolves really scare me! They remind me of terrorists and they should all be shot, get rid of wolves or they'll get us!!:eek:

    :rolleyes: Check out this Bushler ad: the wolf ad

    Then, check out this new organization that has formed to combat the false message ;) : wolfpacksfortruth.org
     
  2. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

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    Man, wolves are some of the coolest creatures on this planet, I don't know why the Bushy ones would pick them for this ad. Wolves are predators, but when they aren't hunting or defending themselves and their food supply they are gentle creatures with a complex social structure and a better idea of family than your average American. Besides, other than wolves infected with rabies, wolves almost never attack a human being. The only thing they could be implying is that Americans are a herd of timid prey animals, but if you ask any country we have ever gone to war with, I think you will find that Americans are anything but timid prey animals.

    Once again, the Bushites prove that they think the average American is a total moron, or at least that they are total morons.
     
  3. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    heh.... so funny that someone made this thread.

    i completly agree... dan and i were SHOCKED when we saw that commercial with the wolves....what a bunch of morons.
     
  4. green_thumb

    green_thumb kill your T.V.

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    I know!, wolves are majestic, beautiful, elusive animals. Not vicious, dangerous attackers. That ad is ridiculous and just goes to show how very neanderthaloid the Bush* people are.

    here's another funny response: wolves are BAD
     
  5. Gabino

    Gabino Member

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    Wolves are Terrorists?

    Obviously you are being obtuse.

    It's Terrorists Are Wolves....

    The Wolves and the Sheep -- Aesop's Fables

    "WHY SHOULD there always be this fear and slaughter between us?" said the Wolves to the Sheep. "Those evil-disposed Dogs have much to answer for. They always bark whenever we approach you and attack us before we have done any harm. If you would only dismiss them from your heels, there might soon be treaties of peace and reconciliation between us."

    The Sheep, poor silly creatures, were easily beguiled and dismissed the Dogs, whereupon the Wolves destroyed the unguarded flock at their own pleasure.


    There are still, evidentally, plenty of easily beguiled sheep.
     
  6. Gabino

    Gabino Member

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    The Wolf and the Lamb-- Aesop's Fables


    WOLF, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea to justify to the Lamb the Wolf's right to eat him. He thus addressed him: "Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf, "You feed in my pasture." "No, good sir," replied the Lamb, "I have not yet tasted grass." Again said the Wolf, "You drink of my well." "No," exclaimed the Lamb, "I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother's milk is both food and drink to me."

    Upon which the Wolf seized him and ate him up, saying, "Well! I won't remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations." The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.
     
  7. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

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    Gabino, Americans are not defenceless sheep. Every country that has ever attacked us soon regretted their mistake and never attacked us again. Take WW2 for example. The Japanese thought we were timid sheep, and they attacked us at Pearl Harbor. We kicked their ass after that, then, after they had learned their lesson we helped them back onto their feet.

    But really, what has Dubbya done to combat terrorism? Afghanistan is a total failure, we can't even find an old man on kidney dialysis. In the meantime, we are fighting a war against the people of Iraq who never attacked us and probably never would have. Meanwhile, at home, we pass a poorly named bill called the Patriot Act that gives law enforcement agencies the right to bypass the Constitution of the United States to conduct unwarranted search and seisure. All the while, we are completely ignoring the countries the terrorists came from, and we stand idly by while Iran and North Korea develop nuclear capabilities.

    So the terrorists are wolves? If that is the case, Dubbya hasn't stopped a single wolf, all he has done is shot a bunch of domestic dogs who happen to be the same color as the wolves.
     
  8. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    Hey, to be fair Bush did capture 75% of (known operatives before 9-11, not the current ranks which by all acount are swelling to far make up for the loss) Al-Qadia.


    Guess which part doesn't come outa bush's mouth?

    Besides, this is just a rehash or Regean's ad about how communism was a bear, and might be tame, might not, so let's vote Reagan or get eaten by bears....

    I think the dems should bring back that one with the kid picking the daisy, then it turns into a countdown, but this time she just gets up and walks away in the end. The next screen is a big message that says "THERE WEREN'T ANY WMDS IN IRAQ OR ANY WORKING RELATIONSHIP WITH AL-QADIA*"
    *source, senate intelligence comitte, the 9-11 panel, the CIA (if they ever get around to releasing the documents).

    Then it flashes to a city skyline, then a mushroom cloud, the last message is:
    The same prolly can't be said for Syria, Yemen, North Korea, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, or Israel. Guess who we invaded?
    Vote Kerry '04
     
  9. T.S. Garp

    T.S. Garp Member

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    Well put.
     
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