This is mostly a talking song... it's about my brother Well Willy's Got a laptop Or he would, if his dad would fork over the dough And Willy Owns Montana But he's leased most of it back to the buffalo And Willy's Got a comb and a small guitar And he knows they'll take him where He needs to go And Willy sees Willy sees Well Willy's Got a moustache But it's not on his face right now And Willy's Got a hot-air balloon But some nutty guy in France is taking care of it for him And Willy's Got government connections But he's given his security the day off And Willy sees Willy sees Well Willy's Got the tundra Don't believe me? He's got the deed in his room. And Willy's Got an antelope Only it looks conspicuously like a german shepherd And Willy's Got a goldmine in his eyes, And he's got A sister Who loves him And Willy sees Willy sees And Willy sees Willy sees