Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

my hairs wet

 

my eyebrows disapeared

 

my fish died

 

my supper had a hair in it

 

I'm blowing something

 

my water is running

 

I dun went and broke my mamas back by stepping on a crack... *hohangled hawkamit*

 

I couldnt steal the car quick enough

 

have to shave my legs

 

I'm usin my one call from the police headquarters....;-)

 

I have the day set aside for taking a shit

 

me no hablo engless

 

today is my Nazi Youth graduation

 

dog ate my car keys

 

fire :sifone:

 

can't tell time

 

my skates are dull

 

driving to Canada for some beer....

 

my car fell through the ice....I knew I should have walked to the fishing hole

 

I'm playing on the internet.