Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

its my birthday again!

 

I can't find the exit out of here

 

The economy is going to colapse. So what's the point?

 

There's a hurricane in my front yard

 

I have better things to do

 

i'm stuck under 12 ft of snow

 

forgot to set my alarm

 

my cars are all parked in a line and the first two wont start

 

my teeth fell out in my sleep

 

Snow plus Ice= no work....

 

ive overdosed on coffee

 

Ive been hypnotized by Psygrunges new sig

 

im drinking a carton of orange juice

 

to tired to get out of bed

 

I swallowed a fork...

 

i left for work, went to wait at the bus stop and a bird pooed on my head

 

I sent my clone out to work this morning, I think he got lost...

 

im chasing the mail man

 

the taxi driver had a heart attack and i'm stuck in the countryside

 

im at a hotdog eating contest