Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

My car doesn't have a steering wheel

 

someone spiked my cheerios this morning...

 

Aliens took the road.

 

Aliens probed me last night.

 

My spaceship has "stuff" all over it.

 

I'm to sore from all that probing

 

I was busy probing.
I'll be more gentle next time TC.

 

holding a breakdance competition instead

 

Soiled myself laughing at BBAD's breakdancing

 

I can't find my teeth....

 

I'm watching BBAD breakdance...

 

I called in Slick....

 

I lost my sanity.

 

The guy's in the white coats are takin' me away

 

gotta go visit countrygal in her rubber room....

 

gonna watch the sheriff auction next door

 

I got sick after someone double dipped

 

In Tampa, with my heros, The Pittsburgh Steelers..

 

I'm waitin on the Cleveland Browns to be in the super bowl....

 

agoraphobia