why was the mushroom the hit of the party?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by seaweedyness, Dec 7, 2006.

Page 1 of 2
  1. seaweedyness

    seaweedyness Member

    Messages:
    873
    Likes Received:
    4
    because he was a FUNGI!


    what corny jokes do you guys love?
     
    seaweedyness, Dec 7, 2006
    #1
  3. FURBY.R.HOTT

    FURBY.R.HOTT Member

    Messages:
    185
    Likes Received:
    0
    ohh, my friend told me this one today

    okay. so theres 2 ducks in a pond

    Duck 1: "quack quack"
    Duck 2: "MAN! i was just about to say that"
     
    FURBY.R.HOTT, Dec 7, 2006
    #2
  5. sm0key42o8

    sm0key42o8 Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,020
    Likes Received:
    25
    what do you call a vegaterian with diaria??

    Salad Shooter
     
    sm0key42o8, Dec 7, 2006
    #3
  7. jahmin

    jahmin Member

    Messages:
    236
    Likes Received:
    0
    If the pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be famoous for?




    Their age.
     
    jahmin, Dec 8, 2006
    #4
  9. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,900
    Likes Received:
    4
    If JFK was alive today, what would he be doing?












    ... Scratching on the lid of his coffin.
     
    Eugene, Dec 8, 2006
    #5
  11. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

    Messages:
    1,625
    Likes Received:
    0
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bru
     
    CaptainBeefheartFan, Dec 8, 2006
    #6
  13. Buritos

    Buritos Member

    Messages:
    367
    Likes Received:
    1
    A polar bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have......................
    .........................................
    .........................................
    .................................................
    ............a beer"

    and the barman says "why the big pause?"
     
    Buritos, Dec 8, 2006
    #7
  15. Buritos

    Buritos Member

    Messages:
    367
    Likes Received:
    1
    oh! 3 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff..

    ba dum bum tsh!
     
    Buritos, Dec 8, 2006
    #8
  17. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

    Messages:
    1,625
    Likes Received:
    0
    why did the pig want to become an actor?


    because he was a big ham. hahahahahaha

    oh shit dude, funny stuff
     
    CaptainBeefheartFan, Dec 8, 2006
    #9
  19. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

    Messages:
    1,625
    Likes Received:
    0
    knock knock

    whos there

    boo

    boo who?

    why you crying? its only a joke
     
    CaptainBeefheartFan, Dec 8, 2006
    #10
  21. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

    Messages:
    1,625
    Likes Received:
    0
    oh and my favorite

    knock knock

    whos there?

    interuppting cow


    interuppting cow ...

    MOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hahahaha a classic
     
    CaptainBeefheartFan, Dec 8, 2006
    #11
  23. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

    Messages:
    1,625
    Likes Received:
    0
    and my favorite

    knock knock

    whos there?

    Interrupting cow

    Interrupting cow......

    MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


    hahahahaha thats the best joke ever, a classic
     
    CaptainBeefheartFan, Dec 8, 2006
    #12
  25. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

    Messages:
    1,625
    Likes Received:
    0
    oh SHIT BRU!!!! I tought the first one was fucked up
     
    CaptainBeefheartFan, Dec 8, 2006
    #13
  27. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

    Messages:
    1,319
    Likes Received:
    11
    dude you're stoned
     
    Snyfin, Dec 8, 2006
    #14
  29. theshaman

    theshaman Member

    Messages:
    819
    Likes Received:
    3
    There's one we have about this girl that always interrupts me when I tell a story.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Interrupting bitch.
    Interup--
    Hi I'm Leleah. I'm a bitch. My story's more important than yours.
     
    theshaman, Dec 8, 2006
    #15
  31. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

    Messages:
    1,625
    Likes Received:
    0
    hahaha, yeah man
     
    CaptainBeefheartFan, Dec 8, 2006
    #16
  33. seaweedyness

    seaweedyness Member

    Messages:
    873
    Likes Received:
    4
    so there's two muffins baking in an oven, and one muffin says to the other "hey man, its hot in here!" and the other muffin goes, "hey man! a talking muffin!"
     
    seaweedyness, Dec 9, 2006
    #17
  35. theshaman

    theshaman Member

    Messages:
    819
    Likes Received:
    3
    What did the leper say to the prostitute?


    You can keep the tip.
     
    theshaman, Dec 9, 2006
    #18
  37. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    Messages:
    18,750
    Likes Received:
    276
    *Knock knock*

    Who's there?

    Brian

    Brian who?

    Brian Williams. Come on, man. You know who it is. Just open the fuckin door so I can spark this blunt, already.
     
    TopNotchStoner, Dec 9, 2006
    #19
  39. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    Messages:
    18,750
    Likes Received:
    276
    This is the best joke ever:
    [​IMG]

    Because my goofy lookin face will make anyone laugh. Notice the ears:bigear:
     
    TopNotchStoner, Dec 9, 2006
    #20
Page 1 of 2
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Accept Learn More...
    Dismiss Notice