Why men have two balls...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Friend, Apr 6, 2009.

  1. Friend

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    It is believed to have originated from London where tennis was very popular back in the 1920s. A lot of services were fumbled and the two service rule came into being.
    Now, a lot of women also have two balls.
     
  2. TheGanjaKing

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    i love a woman with balls
     
  3. McLeodGanja

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    Yeah, why didn't we get two cocks, and just one big ball. That would me more fun.
     
  4. TheGanjaKing

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    two cocks certainly would have been better than two nuts
     
  5. Friend

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    WTF????
    You guys are ruinning a very interesting thread. I'm very disapointed by that attitude.
    I'm going to ban someone who's not a member to show you my power.
    You've heard of mods banning members but banning non-members? HA. Be scared. Be very scared.
     
  6. TheGanjaKing

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  7. Friend

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    That's a good place to poop, Gargle - however - did you flush?
     
  8. TheGanjaKing

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    i didn't say what part of the toilet


    flushing could be a good thing or a bad thing at this point
     
  9. zen_arcade

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    yea baby I like it rawwwww
     
  10. TheGanjaKing

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    i like hairy pussies
     
  11. Carlfloydfan

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    Dude you left yourself wide open for all sorts of craziness with that title. Be thankful this thread hasn't collapsed under the weight off its own ridiculousness, cause it has that potential. Don't take these RT posters lightly.

    Now make amends.
     
  12. TheGanjaKing

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    he knew what he was in for
     
  13. zen_arcade

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    it's all just fucking dumb
     
  14. zilla939

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    quality thread
     
  15. Carlfloydfan

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    Zilla knows quality.

    But I wonder if she can elaborate. Quality in what sense? ridiculousness?
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

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    quality as in

    'bent dick' quality
     
  17. Friend

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    Well, it started poorly but it did get better.
    To answer the eternal old question about why not two dicks instead of two balls - you need two balls to power one dick. It's like a flashlight - many batteries but only one light. If you'd have two lights for one battery - it wouldn't shine so much. Same with balls & dicks. If you have too many dicks working the power of one ball - your hard-on won't be as long or strong.
    Hope these technical specs help.
     
  18. TheGanjaKing

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    ok, so two dicks, 4 balls
     
  19. Friend

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    Then it would work - and five balls would be great - goodness gracious great balls of fire.
     
  20. TroutLord

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    What if i had one superball, like the duralast car battary of testis... that would be cool!
     

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