This is too cute Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We’re related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice. What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? Why did your mom marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on . Who’s the boss at your house? 1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball. 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. What’s the difference between moms & dads? 1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s. 4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. What does your mom do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don’t do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. What would it take to make your mom perfect? 1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue. If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that. 2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
I love how they indoctrinate the kids into thinking that some magical god out there REALLY created their mom. School systems are ridiculous now. Maybe there is a force out there called G-d, but it definitely isn't the Christian/Judeo view of G-d.
Well it is obviously the school systems assuming the questions were provided by the Teachers. Allow me to refresh your memory "Why did G-d make mothers?" "How did God make mothers?" "Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?" And to the next question, I KNOW it isn't the Christian/Judeo view of G-d that is correct but there are too many faults. If their god was as omnibenevolent and omnipresent as they make It out to be, then there wouldn't be nearly as much disbelievers as there are. Why? Because people wouldn't find anything wrong with It. I used to be a strong Christian for 7 years now. I attended church 3 times a week and Bible Studied every day, I know your Jesus very well. Peace and Love, John.
No problem, sorry I usually get Defensive for this type of stuff due to previous experiences. Despite my Spiritual beliefs, some of the answers made me laugh. "My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on ."
Its okay...I am usually very curious abot people's religion - what makes them believe or not believe. And you were so certain that I just had to ask.
i really didn't think this had anything to do with religion at all its just a simple vehicle of reaching to the kids imagination
I know. I was just asking what makes him so sure that if there is a God, it certainly isnt a Christian God.
Their main focus was not religion, but remember this is the very steps of brainwashing. Introducing it to them as though it were correct and not to dispute it, "Just answer the question." Until it becomes almost subconscious. This is why we have many blind believers now.
Well, honestly, not really...But if it makes sense to you, then thats all it matters.... I am religious and I believe in God. And I cannot give you a logical explanation for that. Maybe I am a blind believer...
! I thought I'd never see the day! A religious who doesn't cram down others' throats! Live and let live bro, I gave you my point of view, and vice versa. To each his own right? Now, where were we about cute 2nd graders?
I just dont see the point in arguing or trying to make someone believe...It doesnt lead anywhere. Besides, there isnt anything I could say to make you believe just like there isnt anything you could say to make me not believe. Thats not what religion is all about, atleast I think so. Umm yeah....2nd graders are cute, although I dont really like kids.
